Thursday, May 17, 2007

Don't Cry Joni

Dont Cry Joni


Jimmy please say you'll wait for me
I'll grow up some day you'll see
saving all my kisses just for you
signed with love forever true

Joni was the girl who lived next door
I've known her I guess 10 years or more
Joni wrote me a note one day
and this is what she had to say

Jimmy please say you'll wait for me
I'll grow up some day you'll see
saving all my kisses just for you
signed with love forever true

Slowly I read her note once more
then I went over to the house next door
her tear drops fell like rain that day
when I told Joni what I had to say

Joni, Joni please don't cry
you'll forget me by and by
you're just 15, I'm 22
and Joni I just can't wait for you

Soon I left our little home town
got me a job and tried to settle down
but these words kept haunting my memory
the words that Joni said to me

Jimmy please say you'll wait for me
I'll grow up some day you'll see
saving all my kisses just for you
signed with love forever true

I packed my clothes and I caught a plane
I had to see Joni, I had to explain
how my heart was filled with her memory
and asked my Joni if she'd marry me

I ran all the way to the house next door
but things weren't like they were before
my tear drops fell like rain that day
when I heard what Joni had to say

Jimmy, Jimmy please don't cry
you'll forget me by and by
it's been 5 years since you've been gone
Jimmy I married your best friend John.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

JEDA Puerto Galera Album

Puerto Galera Album @ image station
Album 1
Album 2
Album 3
Album 4
Album 5
Album 6

Previews



JEDA in Puerto Galera

last yr nun nag punt kami ng majayjay..

nagsawa ng ang mga hitad..

next level nman daw..

so Puerto Galera ang next target..

kaya eto.. naghahanda para sa aming next level outing

madaming pagsubok (naks)

una nag back-out c arlene (2 beses)

c emil sa laguna mangagaling at 3 lng kaming pupunta sa batangas port.

hay.. aberya aberya aberya..


ang lolo mo 2 hrs late..

d nya lang alam ang lungkot nmin kpag may daratung n by batch ay aalis.. kami miiwan..

kaya nun dumaitng sya.. dedma kami.. hmp..

pag datin nya eh dali-dali kming umalis..

ayus nman at direksyo skay n kami ng ferry

mga 1 hr din ang byahe gn ferry..

nkakabugnot at masakit s pwet ang matagal n pagkakaupo + nababasa pa kami dahil sa malapit kami s unahan..

nun malapit na ang puerto galera d ko na mahintay tumayo ako at tinatanaw ang bayabay..

white beach..

dali dali kmai bumababa.. buti n lng hulin kaming umakyat kaya una kami bumababa..

napawi n rin ang inis nmin s late comers n c emil..

hala hanap ng bahay.. mali pa yun unang na puntahan nmin..

ikot s kabila..

at sa pangalawa eh napuntahan na namin ang bahay..

simple. walang air-con, maayos na banyo, bintilador at may maayos na higaan..

2000 kahoy nga lng ang saingan pero okay lng.. kasya sa 5300 na may cable at air-con.. n n nmin kaialnga ang air-con at tv.. swimming ang pinunta nmin.. no need ; )

pagdating ayos ng gamit..

basta ng pag kain..

pahinga konti.. laboy n..

Thursday, May 10, 2007

No more Gentleman

im on my way to the office this morning

isang younster or teenager na masasabi ang sumakay kasabay ko.

naka formal ako kasi may forum kami sa shangri-la

meron naa isang nakasakay sa dulo kaya sa bangang gitna ako umupo..



ang hitag, makalas, walang kapangsanan, may kamay at lalake..

napbabaanot ng bayad saken..

ha????

lalake para magpaabot ng pabayad sa isang binibining tulad ko???

ang unang pumasok sa icip ko eh.. nasan na ang pag kagentlemen mo???


hindi ko sya pinancin..

tumingin ako sa ibang dereksyon at nag paypay..

napulitan syang umusog para mag abot ng kanyang bayad

grrrrrrr....

indi naman sa nag astang masungit ako pero...

ungetleman talaga..

sabi ko nga d bale kung muka akong basura ng umaga na to.. mega formal ako at lalake sya..

sa aking pagbaba..

paglingon ko sa aking dadaan hinarang nya ang paa nya... ????

aba.. kaya ko yan.. hinakbangan ko ang paa nya sabay sabi

"kalalake mong tao, magpapapabot ka ng bayad sken.... gago!!"

sa tingin ko eh tinaas pa nya ang paa nya dahil, sumayad ang ang tuhod ko sa paa nya..

I THEREFOR CONCLUDE "BAKLA SYA"
pag datign ko sa office dali-dali kong ikinuwento sa mga ka officemate ko..

at ang isang maganda ng kumento ay..

kasama na ng mga dinasour ang mga gentleman

how rude

at

napaka bakla

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

vacation galore

after ng mahabang panahon ng init.

puerto galera na sa fri..

. .
U

next level na nga kami..hehehe

sana masaya at walng KJ

at safe symepre.. ;)

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English Movies You Should Never Translate to Tagalog



1. black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin!
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the
exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging
dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish - talakitok
12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. four weddings and a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal,
mamamatay
ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click - isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay
sa bundok
19. the day of the dead - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. waterworld - basang-basa
21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month - ang sipsip
23. resident evil - ang biyenan
24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
27. never been kissed - pangit kasi
28. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
29. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
30. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
31. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
32. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
33. the lord of the rings - ang alahero

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Uri ng manliligaw



1. Mr. Gwapings
>> mayaman, gwapo, kilala, at higit
sa lahat may wheels. mataas ang
confidence nya
na hindi sya mababasted, kaya pag
nabasted..maapektuhan ng husto ang
kanyang
EGO. at teyk note, malas mo kung may
sour
grape attitude pa yan. pwede nyang
sabihing "sus
kala mo kung sinong maganda e
pinagtyatyagaan
ko lang naman sya! pwe!"

2. Mr. Quickie
>> ang type ng manliligaw na kada
magkikita kayo e wala nang alam na
sabihin
kundi "kelan mo ba ako sasagutin?" o
kaya "i love
you na, ako ba hindi mo pa lab?" kahit
na isang
linggo pa lang naman syang pumoporma.
kung
baga dinadaan nya sa pangungulit para
mabilis
ang pagsagot mo.

3. Mr. Everything
>> linya nya ang "sagutin mo lang
ako, ibibigay ko sayo lahat, lahat ng
magustuhan
mo. kahit ang pa buwan o kaya mundo." !
@#$ ka
na pag nagpauto ka. dahil pag sinagot
mo na yan,
makakalimutan na nya ang linyang yan.

4. Mr. Stalker
>> eto yung type ng manliligaw na
pag nagkahiwalay kayo e sisimulan ka
sa tanong
na "kumain ka na ba?" pagkasagot mo
susundan
pa nya ulit ng tanong "nsan ka
ngayon?" "sinong
kasama mo?" "anong ginagawa mo?" at
kung anu-
ano pa. basta tungkol sa daily
activities mo
kelangan malaman nya.

5. Mr. Take it or leave it
>> pag binasted mo ang
ganitong type ng manliligaw, asahan mo
bukas
may nililigawan na sya ulit. at heto
pa, hinding
hindi ka na nya papansinin. period.

6. Mr. Salesman
>> dadaanin ka sa matatamis na
salita. parang si Mr. Everything din
kaya lang sya
mas matindi mang-uto. yun bang
tipong.."ang
ganda ganda talaga ng mga mata mo.." o
kaya "ang kinis kinis mo" o kaya "ang
lambot ng
mga kamay mo" at iba pang pang-uuto
mapasagot
ka lang.

7. Mr. Good Dog
>> eto ang nakakatuwang
manliligaw. kase payag syang
magpaalipin. taga
bitbit ng bag mo o kahit ng mga
kaibigan mo. kahit
magmuka syang buntot sa tuwing may
gala kayo
ng mga barkada mo. napapakitang gilas
kung
baga. pero pag sinagot mo na, for sure
gaganti
yan.

8. Mr. Anonymous
>> motto nya ang "action speaks
louder than voice". wala kang kaalam-
alam,
nanliligaw na pala. kaya pala ang bait-
bait sayo. e
akala mo mabait lang talaga.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Sagala ng mga Bakla 2007

Para sa kapistahan ng Sta Elena, marikina City




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Friday, May 04, 2007

join na!!

The Secret - to You

The Secret to You..A Gift From The Secret Scrolls.




The Secret - 1st 20 mins

The Secret: 1st 20 minutes

The Secret - Intro

The Secret Riches Visualization Tool


if you go away

if you go, you will take my heart
if you go, you will live me in the dark
if you go, my life will be lonely
and if you go, i will miss you badly

Thursday, May 03, 2007

top 10 biggest brain damaging habits

1. no breakfast
2. overeating
3. smoking
4. high sugar consumption
5. air pollution
6. sleep deprivation
7. head covered while sleeping
8. working your brain during illness
9. lacking in stimulating thoughts
10. talking rarely

HIDDEN MEANING OF PINOY EXPRESSIONS:

mwah-i love u

wala lang-i miss u or love ktia,d mo
alam?

ok ka lang?-ano ka hilo?!

hay naku!-seryoso ako

ingat ka lagi-i care 4 u

musta na?-sinong love mo?

secret-ikaw->oo ikaw!

anong problem mo?-hurt naman ako..

kayo pa rin ba?-ako naman

chick boy ka pala e!-ang kapal mo!

grabe ha!-selos ako

saan?-sama ako!

s***!-tae! pinaganda lang

inaantok na ko-wala kang kwentang
kausap

may gagawn pa ako e-maghanap ka ng
kausap mo.

bakit naman?-alam mo namang kaw lang

nakakaaliw ka?-ang cute mo

ewan-oo

ganon?-kapal mo!

eh kse-nahihiya ako

talaga lang ha?-naku,bola!

basta-magtanong ka pa

busy ka?-kausapin mo naman ako

pwede ba?-mas cute naman ako sa kanya

may kasabay ka?-nood tayo ng sine&kain
sa labas

miss nahulog-anong number mo?

magwiwithdraw pa ko-pucha naman,kaw
muna!

may barya ka sa 100?-pautang muna,sa
sweldo na ktia babayaran

kawawa ka naman-buti nga...sabi ko
sayo e!

susunod ako-umalis ka na! ang kulit mo
e!

thank u sa gift ha-ang cheap mo naman!

aaay,d na namamansin..-ang gwapo/ganda
mo na ngyon..dati hindi e!

cge,kayo na lang kumain,may gagawin pa
ko e
-libre nyo ko,ala na ko pera
pangkain e!

hindi naman- OO(manhid!)

uwi ka na?-wag muna,mamimiss na naman
kta e

may dumi ako sa mukha?-hoy! may dumi
ka sa mukha,punasan mo nga!

pwede tawag ka na lang ulit?-ikaw na
naman!?

ano gusto mong gift?-blow out naman
dyan

hehehehe!(w/ a fake tone)-ayan
tumatawa na ko ah! itigil mo na yang
kakornihan mo

kaw ah,d mo na ko tinetxt-ang kuripot
mo pla! yoko na sau!

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:


*The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.*
If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked

**Try it out.**


*Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?*
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, You can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*


*Hidden Battery power.*
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.


*How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?*
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #, A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Ten Commandments of Human Relations

Ten Commandments of Human Relations
  1. Speak to people. There is nothing so nice as a cheerful word of greeting.
  2. Smile at people. It takes 72 muscles to frown, only 14 to smile.
  3. Call people by name. The sweetest music to anyone’s ears is the sound of her/his own name.
  4. Be friendly and helpful. If you want friends — you must be one.
  5. Be cordial. Speak and act as if everything you do is a joy to you.
  6. Be genuinely interested in people. You can like almost everybody if you try.
  7. Be generous with praise and cautious with criticism.
  8. Be considerate with the feelings of others. There are usually three sides to a controversy: yours, theirs, and the right side.
  9. Be eager to lend a helping hand. Often it is appreciated more than you know.
  10. Add to this a good sense of humor, a huge dose of patience and a dash of humility.

Sometimes we tend to be carried away with our own problems that we are forgetting the “OTHERS”…people who sorrounds you and the worst part is that we are not treating some of them rightfully as a person. I hope that we would recognize the beauty in everybody and not just those “favorite ones”.

12 Qualities of a Great Partner

12 Qualities of a Great Partner

1. Happy disposition

-Look for a happy, optimistic person. Find someone who has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself/herself. True happiness springs from a content heart. Beware of the person who is only happy when you are around. You’re going to get tired of being responsible for another person’s happiness. You could end up feeling guilty when the person slips into bouts of depression. True happiness is a part of a person’s character, regardless of the circumstances.

2.Thoughtfulness

-How does your date treat his parents and yours? Chances are you’ll get treated very much the same way. Does he see things that need to be done and offer to help? Or does he put his own needs first? Does he open doors for you and wait to seat you at the table? Manners are important – and they seldom get better after marriage.

3. Not easily angered

-Temper out bursts can be the symptom of internal hostility. This hostility is often repressed during courtship as a person is trying hard to be on his best behavior. Take seriously any outbursts you observe, and check with others who have known this person in different situations to see if they have noticed this trait. The way a woman treats her younger brother may be an indication of how she will treat her husband. Be leery of the person who has not learned to express his anger in words and instead merely harbors angry feelings in his heart. Going silent and withdrawing from a loved one because of anger is unhealthy and damaging to a relationship. Be sure you date a person long enough to observe how easily he or she becomes angry and how these feelings are expressed. Ask yourself, “Is this what I want to live with for a lifetime?”

4. Willing to solve problems

-It’s almost impossible to solve relationship problems by yourself. Marry someone who will be honest enough to admit being wrong, who doesn’t have a habit of blaming others.


5. Purity

-Purity is not just an old fashioned virtue. It’s just safer to date someone who hasn’t played around. Pero don’t hold it against a person for past sexual involvement. You cannot always judge a person’s true purity by virginity alone. Mind purity is equally important. Is your date pure in his thoughts and speech, as well as behaviour? What jokes does he tell? What music does he listen to? What movies does he watch? What books or magazines does she read? Are they pure or suggestive? Mind pollution can lead to disrespect of the opposite sex.

6. Truthful

-Too ofen couples play games when they are becoming acquainted. Playing games in a relationship is a form of dishonesty. Marriage isn’t a game. It’s a serious lifetime commitment. Search your own feelings and share honestly during your courtship. Be you!

7. Accepts Responsibility

-Here are some questions that might detect irresponsibility: Does she see things that need to be done and do them? Does he volunteer to help? Does she get to places on time? Does he make lame excuses to get out of responsibilities? Does she take her talents seriously and work to improve her skills? Does he take care of his personal possessions?… Think about it. Just how responsible is the person you are dating?

8. Good Sense of Self Worth

-Often in a dating relationship, someone with a poor self-esteem may glean a sense of value from you. They become dependent on you to make them feel good. If you don’t want to live a lifetime having to tiptoe around a person’s fragile ego or having to hold yourself back for fear of how your spouse will react, then be careful not to get emotionally involvedwith someone who has a low sense of self-worth.


9. Accepts you just the way you are.

-True Love is unconditional love. The important question to ask is, “Do I love her/his faults?” Only when you can truly love the total person, including all the points and bad habits, can you accept your mate for who he is and not secretly wish you could change him/her.

10. Willing to grow.

- Good marriage grow together. They encourage each other to maximize their knowledge, skills and potential. Make sure the person you date seriously is the kind of person who is open to learning and will make changes when changes need to be made.

11. Affectionate.

- The ability to express love through words and actions is vital for an intimate love relationship. Look for tender words, acts and touches that are given naturally and “appropriately” throughout the day, and not just in private.

12. Relationship with God.

- It’s very important for a marriage partner to have a personal relationship with God. Look for someone who is spiritually sensitive and willing to follow God’s law. A spirit-filled life is one filled with love, joy, peace, patience, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness and temperance. A person who exhibits these traits is certainly easier to live with than someone who doesn’t. What about your date/ if you’re interested in a realChristian, make sure his faith is part of his life 24 hours a day.