Friday, April 27, 2007
chase those dark clouds away
i burst into tears, of sorrow and dreams
i thought i have this sensible person,
that understand me perfectly
that can chase those dark clouds away
he is the most important man in my life,
next to my father and brothers
he mean so much to me,
that i want o see him as soon as possible.
this guy is so simple a replica of what i enjoy most,
musics, movies and color.
he made my day complete, he give me the sun
to walk and to smile without me knowing i did.
i know him from the past, and he is such a wonderful person,
he is someone you can walk with in the rain.
the only person i trust my feelings with
and the only person i let invade my private thoughts and heartaches.
but all of the sudden i dont know him
i can share my fellings with
i cant talk to
i cant love.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
sundae
nicip ko sya at napangiti ako..
indi dahil s na mis ko sya..
or naalala ko sya..
narinig ko kasi sa commerciala ang commercial ng mcdo..
sundae..
sundae na madalas kong kainin s mcdo nun pag nag m- mcdo kami..
ewan ko b pero natuwa ako...
nalala ko ns SM Manila kami noon ng ng cr ako at pagbalik ko binili nya ako ng sundae..
mahilig ako s ice cream kaya natuwa tlg ako nun..
para akong bata na binigyan ng ice cream at makalumutan na lahat ng bagay sa mundo..
sinabi pa nya na pagmaykina kain tlg lalo na ice cream nakakalimutan na nya na may kasama sya..
as much as possible ayokong nag icipin sya..
ayoko ng malala pa ang relasyon nmin...
masyado akong nasaktan..
masakit..
halos wala na nga akong maalala na masaya nun magkasama pa kami ni ian.
kalako syan na..
that i wont ask for more for someone else..
masakit na pakiramdam ko naabuso ang pagkatao ko lalo na ang puso ko..
ngayon ko lng kasi na realized how much time and effort i spend with him
im really hurt to the point that i wish i never meet him..
that if only i could turn back time..
i wish i never talk to him and be friends with..
until not im living with that bad memories..
not that i told him not to call and not to have any communications with me..
naicip ko lng kanina, bket ako nabubuhay sa masama nyang ala-ala??
do i have to supper and live like this way..
iniicip ko tuloy kanina ano ba yun time na masaya ako with him..
but the only memory i have is the sundae scene..
i think i should think about that every time i will remember ian..
so it wont hurt anymore..
it wont bring back the worst time and all those moments i cry a river..
so it wont hurt anymore..
sundae scene..
Monday, April 23, 2007
Joke time
Filipino Names converted to American Names
Dimitria Dagdag = Demi Moore
Rogelio Dagdag = Roger Moore
Emilio Salamat = Amillion Thanks
Leon Mangubat = Tiger Woods
Francisco Portero = Frank Porter
Bienvenido Jurado = Ben Hur
Juan Tampipi = John Samsonite
Victoria Malihim = Victoria Secret
Restituto Fruto = Tutti Frutti
Casimiro Bocaycay = Cashmere Bouquet
Veneracio de Asis = Venereal Disease
Alfonso de Asis = Alzheimer's Disease
Topacio Mamaril = Top Gun
Eliutario Ignacio = Electronic Ignition
Juanito Lakarin = Johnny Walker
Esteban Pagtakahan = Stevie Wonder
Burgos Reyes = Burger King
Ligaya Almundo = Joy Totheworld
Maria Navidad = Mary Christmas
Ligaya Anonuevo = Happy New Year
Federico Hagibis = Federal Express
name of chinese people born in the philippines
names of chinese people born in the philippines
1.born during the night- ANDY LIM
2.born blind- KENNETH SY
3.born being swindled- LINO CO
4.born while cooking- NILO TOH
5.born as the 10th child- SAM PO
6.born while being courted- LILY GAW
7.born fat- BOB UY
8.born without leg- KENT GO
9.born little- KATHY TING
10.born with a vast estate- LOT TE
11.born different- EVA YAN
12.born uniqe- ALIEN SIA
13.born while counterfeiting- FAYE KING
14.born on sunday- LING GO
15.born with picture- LARA WAN
16.born with sweet- KEN DY
17.born undefined- SAM TING
18.born while taking a bath- LILY GO
19.born while buying- BILL LI
20.born secretly- TINA GO
Pinoy Diksyunaryo
dedicated - pinatay ang pusa
deduct - ang pato
defeat - ang paa
defense - ang bakod
defer - ang balahibo
deflate - ang plato
defrag - ang palaka
delusion - e di maluwag
depends - (see defense)
deposit - ang gripo
depress - nagkasal sa persuading (see persuading)
detail - ang buntot
detest - ang eksamen
devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang v
devastation - dun sasakay ng bus
devote - ang boto
dilemna - Gabi na
effort - dun nagla-land yung efflane
forums - apat na kuwarto
it depends - kainin mo ang bakod
july - nagsinungaling ka ba?
melt - 'yun ang sinusuot sa mewang?
statue - ikaw ba 'yan?
protestant - tindahan ng prutas
predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa
thesis - sakit
Pinoy Diksyonaryo( iba naman to )
Abuloy --- bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang sakla.
Akala ---- alam na alam daw.
Aginaldo - inaasahan na makukuha sa araw ng Pasko na mas okay
Ama ------ pamilyadong gustong maging binata
Bakasyon - sandaliang pahinga sa trabahong hingal lang ang pahinga.
Bakit ---- tanong na laging mahirap masagot.
Bakya ---- tsinelas na may takong.
Baga ----- lutuan ng mga hindi makabili ng microwave.
Bagoong -- masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam.
Baldado -- hindi mamamatay-matay na mukhang hindi na mabubuhay.
Bale ----- suweldong inutang.
Binata ------ lalaking gustong maging ama
Biyenan ------ anay ng tahanan
Kaaway --- ikli ng 'kaibigan na Inayawan.'
Kababata - dating gelpren na may ibang boypren.
Kabag ---- dighay at utot na naghalo sa tiyan.
Kabayo --- hayop na sinasakyan Ng kalesa.
Kabit ------ asawang nakatira sa iba
Kalbo ---- gupit ng buhok na korteng itlog.
Dalaga --------- babaeng gustong maging ina.
Dalaginding - dalagang hindi pa nagsusuot ng bra.
Dighay ------- Utot na lumabas sa bunganga.
Dilim ---- liwanag na maitim.
E -------- ireng paseksi.
Gahasa --- romansang walang ligawan.
Ginang --- asawa ni ginoo na mukha nang tsimay.
Ginoo ---- asawa ni ginang na may inaasawang iba.
Gipit ---- kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan.
Ha ------- sagot ng nagbibingi-bingihan.
Halakhak - tawang bukang-buka ang ngala-ngala.
Handaan -- magdamagan na Palakihan ng tiyan.
Handog --- bigay na laging may kapalit.
Hipo ----- haplos na may malisya.
Hudas ---- tapat na manloloko.
Ibon ----- hayop na lumalangoy sa Hangin.
Imposible - pagtaas ng unano.
Ina -------- pamilyadang gustong maging dalaga.
Insulto --- walang hiyang biro.
Isda ------ hayop na hindi Nalulunod.
Itlog ------- pagkaing amoy utot
Ita ------- negrong Pinoy.
La -------- ikli ng 'lalalalala' sa kinakantang hindi maalala.
Lalawigan - syudad ng kahirapan.
Langaw ---- kulisap na bangung-bango sa amoy ng basura.
Ma -------- tawag sa gelpren na mukhang nanay na.
Malusog --- hitsura ng tumatabang balat.
Mama ------ tawag sa sosyal na ina.
Mano ------ kaugaliang Pinoy na nakapupudpod ng noo.... at bulsa.
Mantika --- katas ng piniritong taba.
Mayabang -------- abusadong tanga.
Maybahay -- dominanteng utusan sa bahay.
Nanay ---- Ilaw ng tahanan
Nakaw ----- hiram ng walang paalam
Naku ------ ikli ng 'nanay ko, nanay na ako.'
Nitso ----- bahay ng mga patay.
Nobya ----- gelpren na laking probinsya.
Ngalngal -- iyak ng walang ipen.
Ngisi ----- tawang tulo-laway.
Ngiti ----- tawang labas ipen.
Paa ------- bahagi ng katawan na amoy tuta.
Paaralan -- dito itinuturo kung ano, alin o sino ang mapipiling bobo.
Panata ---- dasal na nakatataba ng tuhod.
Regla ----- masungit na panahon ng pagkababae.
Sabon ----- mabangong bagay na ipinapahid sa mabahong katawan.
Sakristan - utusan ng pari.
Sampal ---- haplos na nakatitigas ng mukha.
Ta -------- ikli ng 'tita' o lalaking may bra.
Tamad ----- taong hindi napapagod sa pahinga.
Tatay ----- haligi ng tahanan
Utot-------- Dighay na lumabas sa puwit
Ulol -------- sobrang matalino
Wala ------- salitang tagalog na minana ng mga ingles.
Yaya -------- alaga ng ama ng inaalagaang bata.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Lubi-Lubi
Bikol
Enero, Pebrero,
Marso, Abril, Mayo,
Hunyo, Hulyo, Agosto.
Septyembre, Oktubre,
Nobyembre, Disyembre,
Lubi Lubi.
Konwaray sin abaniko.
Patay na inin lawas ko.
Lawas ko, ay ay!
Madedesmayo
San balhas na desmayado konwado.
English Translation
January, February,
March, April, May
June, July, August.
September, October
November, December,
Coconut, Coconut.
If I don't have a fan
My body will die.
My body, oh oh!
I will faint
Because of too much perspiration.
Si Pilemon
Cebuano
Si Pilemon, Si Pilemon namasol sa kadagatan
Nakakuha, nakakuha ug isda'ng tambasakan
Guibaligya, Guibaligya sa merkado'ng guba
Ang halin puros kura, ang halin puros kura igo ra i panuba.
Ilonggo
Si Filemon, Si Filemon namasol sa karagatan
Nakadakop, Nakadakop, sang isda nga tambasakan,
Guinbaligya, guinbaligya sa tindahan nga guba
Ang iya nakuha, ang iya nakuha guin bakal sang tuba
English Translation
Filemon, Filemon went fishing in the sea
He caught, he caught a tambasakan
He sold it, he sold it in the dilipated market
He earned a little cash, he earned a little cash, just enough to buy tuba.
tambasakan: a small type of fish, which jumps in the mud at low tide.
tuba: an alcoholic drink, made from juice tapped from coconut flowers.
Filipino Food
Adobo: pork or chicken marinated in garlic, soy sauce and vinegar
Afritada: pork stew with green peppers, onions, tomatoes, and potatoes
Arroz Caldo: rice porridge with chicken
Bagoong: fermented paste made from small fish, sometimes from shrimp
Kaldereta: goat stew
Kare-kare: ox tail stew with banana blossoms cooked in a peanut sauce
Kilawin: raw fish
Daing: dried fish
Dinengdeng: boiled vegetables with bagoong
Dinuguan: blood pudding with internal organs
Embutido: porkloaf sausage
Escabeche: sweet and sour fish dish
Estofado: beef stew with beans, carrots and tomatoes
Ginataan: cooked with gata (coconut milk)
Inihaw: barbecued
Laing: taro leaves cooked in gata
Longaniza: sweet and sour pork sausage
Lumpia: spring roll
Mechado: beef and onions cooked with tomato sauce
Menudo: ox tail stew with chickpeas
Paksiw: stew of fish marinated in vinegar
Pansit: noodles
Pinakbet: vegetable dish cooked with bagoong
Pochero: chicken and pork stew with bananas and vegetables
Relyenong bangus: stuffed milkfish
Sinaing: boiled rice
Sinangag: fried rice
Sinigang: sour stew
Tapa: seasoned dried meat
Tinola: chicken stew with papaya
Tokwa: tofu
Torta: omelet
Ukoy: fried shrimp cakes
now i know!! whats the diff. bet mechado ang afritada ;)
Friday, April 20, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
There's something about Mary - Buttercup Karaoke :)
There's something about Mary - Buttercup Karaoke
How to French Kiss
1. Set the scene. Make sure that the mood and
time are right.
2. Relax! Take a deep breath and let go of any
tension in your neck and shoulders.
3. Put your arms around the person you want to
kiss.
4. Start off with a normal kiss, not too firm, not
too aggressive. Closing your eyes is optional.
5. In mid kiss, gently open your mouth and softly
nudge the other persons mouth open using your
tongue.
6. Again, not too aggressively, move your tongue
inside the other persons mouth and playfully touch
their tounge.
7. Read the other persons body language, if they
seem tense or start to pull away, stop what you
are doing.
8. If they open their mouth more or otherwise
indicate they like the kiss, keep on doing what you
have been only with a little more passion.
9. As the kissing gets going saliva build up can
be a problem, don't forget to swallow.
10. Make sure you keep your tongues relaxed
but your lips tight (saliva again), you don't want the
kiss to turn messy.
Tips:
Don't forget to breathe.
Since French Kissing is "wetter" than other kinds
of kissing it is a good idea to start with dry lips,
don't lick them first.
If one of you have braces you can still French
Kiss, you just have to be more careful and not as
forceful when things get passionate.
If both of you wear braces you can still French
Kiss, you just have to be very gentle and avoid
touching teeth.
French Kissing takes practice, but at least it is fun
to practice this one!