life and love

Who u???

2008-01-23T11:17:00.000+08:00

Q: Anong apelyido ni Sisa?
A: Sisa Mistrit

Q: Anong apelyido ni Cedie?
A: Cedie Player

Q: Anong apleyido ni Beast?
A: Beast Kwit

Q: Anong first name ni Nemo?
A: Sarahgero Nemo

Q: Anong apelyido ni Punisher?
A: Punisher Ranno

Q: Anong apelyido ni Denzel?
A: Denzel Weta

Q: Anong apelyido ni Curly?
A: Curly Gazpi

Q: Ano last name ni Anchor?
A: Anchor Tis

Q: Ano last name ni Jewel?
A: Jewel Torre

Q: Ano last name ni Kula?
A: Kula Desma

Q: Ano surname ni Joseph?
A: Joseph Protgam

Q: Anong apelyido ni Aiko?
A: Aiko Zada

Q: Anong apelyido ni Christopher?
A: Christopher Minute

Q: Anong apelyido ni Palito?
A: Palito Lippi

Q: Anong first name ni Keno?
A: Krisa Keno

Q: Ano first name ni Janno?
A: Eduman Janno

Q: Ano first name ni Squall?
A: Piolopa Squall

Q: Ano first name ni Basilio?
A: Lacto Basilio

Q: Ano first name ni Pikachu?
A: Cherrypie Pikachu

Q: Ano first name ni Kenny G?
A: Johnep Kenny G

Q: ano ang first name ni Volta?
A: Johntra Volta

Q: Ano first name ni Diether?
A: Tirso Cruz Diether

Inday Jokes 102

2007-12-03T17:37:00.000+08:00

“Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.”

- si Inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke.

“The dwindling resource of hydrogen and oxygen present, coupled with the stabileamount of precise heat in the thermal environ of the vessel, resulted in the premature hydration of the ‘Oryza Sativa’, hence the calefaction factor was rendered lost and wandering when the algid formation came about.”

- sagot ni Inday kung bakit HILAW ang kanin.

“Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetables has lessen the production in the market.”

- banat pa ni Inday sa amin kung bakit walang kangkong sa nilutong sinigang.

“Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish our lost energy.”

- sagot ni Inday sa amo niya ng ayaw syang payagan mag day-off.

Inday in the gates of heaven: Inday: Are you fuckin’ sure
you will send me back to earth? But why?!
St. Peter: Oo! Langya ka! Mano-nose bleed lang yung
mga kaluluwa dito! Dun ka na uli magkalat sa
lupa!

(at mabubuhay ulit si Inday.abangan ang kanyang
muling pagbabalik. And the saga continues.hehe.)

“Ang batayn ng pagging mhusaY n ksambhay ay hndi
msu2kat sa kkyahan sa 1 mhusay na pakkpgtalastasan gmit ang
pna2litang bnyaga. sa halip,ito’y msu2ri sa kkyahang
gampanan ang pangkalahatang gawain at
pgsi2lbi sa taong pngli2ngkuran.Wla sa salita
kundi sa gawa!”

- Manang - ang bgong katunggali ni Inday!

“Donya: bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing….”

(Iba na talga si inday..)

“The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I LOVE YOU…. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition.”

-ganito nakipagbreak si inday kay dodong (driver ng kapit-bahay)

“POTATOES, when consumed in their raw state, are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar. When cooked in high temperature like French fries, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, weight gain. 1 French fry is worse than 1 cigarette.”

-inday (sagot kay sir kung bakit ‘di siya nagluto ng French fries.) Nutritionist din pla si inday! Hehe

“It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because it sucks.”

-Inday kasama si Junior sa principal’s office. Tulala si principal!

Inday Jokes 101

2007-12-03T17:33:00.000+08:00

Texter: Hi, can you be my textmate?

Inday: It depends if you can abide my heavy schedule. You see, I get up at 5am to cook for my bosses, then do my chores till after suppertime. Only then can I reply but I would be very tired already so I guess I won't be of much use as a textmate. Galing talaga ni Inday!

Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce. Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil. Lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests.

- Baon ni Junjun sa school na inihanda ni Inday. Hehehe. Tindi talaga ni Inday!

Jeepney driver: Miss, bakit kulang ang bayad mo? Sais lang ito, syete na ang pamasahe ngayon!

Inday: I am currently enrolled in a 2 year vocational course in an academic institution. Therefore, I am a student and by this fact I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because it is according to the law as stated in the fare matrix.

Jeepney driver: Aww!

Listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of entertainment. It doesn't contribute to the good of the society. I hate character assassinators!

- Reklamo ni Inday ng natsismis sya ng kapitbahay nila!

The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

- Nageexplain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say and say what you mean. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words

- Ang sagot ni Inday nang pinagmumura sya ng sir nya at hindi pinautang nito.

I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of work that you want. My creativity, productivity and work efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

- Inday sa interview ng bago nyang amo.

Consul: Why do you want to go to USA?

Amo: To travel and visit relatives.

Consul: Denied!

Consul: And you?

Inday: For life is a never ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.

Consul: Lifetime Multiple Entry Visa, granted! Amo, hinimatay!

Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat na siya kay Inday. Amo: So, Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?

Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.

Amo: Nosebleed.

Amo: Mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng English. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, palalayasin sa pamamahay na ito! Klaro ba?

Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong banyagang wika manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban. Toink!

I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into melancholic mood of coldness and before you realize, it has consumed you even before you have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again, you crave for another cup. Just like love.

- Inday, nag-eemote sa Starbucks.

Sir: Inday, wala ang Ma'am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto! Inday: What?! Are you nuts?! For your information sir, I intend to reserve my virginity for the person I truly love. If you think I'm an easy to get cheap slut, well, you're barking at the wrong tree. And will you please act like a professional because you're so eww! If I hear anymore filthy words coming from your mouth, I will not hesitate to take legal action! Sir: Leche, maarte ka!

Inday: Joke lang, Sir naman, tara na sa taas! :)

Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons, but because they just know that things will get worse if they will stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can hardly understand you for doing so.

- Comment ni Inday sa pag-alis ni Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Amo: Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda. Ay, oo nga pala, inglesera ka na ngayon. Would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?

Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes" although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before I go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? Fillet or not?

Lufet!

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker!

- Inday, gumagawa ng blog nya sa Friendster! Taray talaga!

Ey guys! Sorry for the short notice, I'm leaving soon. I'm having my despedida party tomorrow, Saturday, 29th of September, 2007, at the hiphop VIP lounge, Embassy, The Fort. I just invited a few friends so your presence will be greatly appreciated. I will be at the VIP lounge by 10pm. I'm really looking forward to see you there because I want to spend my last days here in Manila with you guys! See yah!

- Text ni Inday sa mga friends nya kasi magbabakasyon sya sa province.

Man is the highest form of animal. He is made to be above all except God. So, no matter how high EAGLES soar, how FALCONS attack, how BULLDOGS bare, how agressive TIGERS are, how fast TAMARAWS run, they will always succumb to that one GREEN ARCHER, standing with his bow and arrow aimed to fire! What about the WARRIOR? The GREEN ARCHER just made a bull's eye! Animo La Salle!!!

- reflection ni Inday sa UAAP Finals. Lasallista kasi ang anak ng amo nya!

“I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for the sake of having something to feed your fetish appetite for wealth and i hope that one day you’ll be rational enough to realize that you should not use other humans as means in the attainment of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, ‘treat a man as an end in himself’.”

- sagot ni Inday sa dugu-dugu gang na tumawag sa bahay ng amo nya.

Survey 101

2007-12-03T11:58:00.000+08:00

1 . What do you think is the reason why
people lie?
‡ hiding somthing

2. Have u ever said, u'll never love again?
‡ i never, i just said that i hate boys..lol

3. Is there anything bothering u right now?
‡ yes, may dec.shoppping listS,trainings to attend and malfunctioned dvd ..badtrip
4. Is there something you wanna let go of?
‡ owww (it hurts) i hope i can by tom. lol

5. Do the old songs u had in ur past really remind u of the memories?
‡ yes my LLS is "il never go" from the movie "one more chance" naka relate ang bruha lol

6. How important is "trust"?
‡ very important, if you had it you cant go wrong ;D

7. Do u believe in soulmates?
‡ yes

8. How do u learn to forget?
‡ it had to done freely, by time and by forgiving.. naks

9. Is crying a sign of weakness?
‡ no.. its a sign of accepting your fault or giving it in to release your pain.. naks ulet

10. Why do u answer surveys?
‡ because im late in my appointments (wrong venue, wrong date and wrong side of the bed kanina) lol

11. Do u always regret?
‡ i never, coz i believe ehemm.. that giving your best till the end will never make you feel any regrets. i thank you

12. What is ur current ringtone?
‡ say ok by vanessa Hudgens

13. Do u believe that absence makes the heart grow fonder?
‡ no absent makes you drop-out in the class. just like love ur absent, then your out..

14. Do u believe that u have a guardian angel?
‡ i dont if theres any i myt not fall for someones not worthy

15. Do u find ur ex's new gf/bf good
looking?
‡ i dont find them.. i tend to have my own world since we separated. hehehe

16. What will u do if u'r stuck in the elevator with someone u don't like?
‡ will it take hours? if not dedma

17. Have u ever wanted someone but u cant have him/her?
‡ often but thats life, you cant have all that u want, that is not necessity lol

18. Have u ever said 'i love u' but u lied?
‡ yes.. i hate it when i do that

19. Would u ever want to go back in the past?
‡ going back in the past, hmm i want to change my game plan ;D

20. Do u really wanna please everybody?
‡ i dont i just to please boys lol

21. Is waiting ever okay?
‡ if you had something to hold on too, y not. youll never know unless you try

22. Right now, where do u wanna be?
‡ s training ko, pakshet i have to attend that or else.. em dead meat :D

23. When is enough, enough?
‡ pag nagsawa kana, masasabi mo na yun

24. What are you so sick and tired of?
‡ pag paulit-ulit! amf! parang fungi! < naks love it!!

25. What made u smile today?
‡ mababit na guard kahit inikot ko ang circle at nagpunta sa 3 bldg at umakyat ng 4th flr at walang kwenta ang lakad. may naka smile at matulungin guard ng dept. of argiculture.. hi mga friends

26. Is looking good important?
‡ not really, but u must have the confidence first

27. Do u listen to love songs when ur down?

‡ LLS (last song syndroms) ko nga ay "ill never go" cant get that out of my head, its in my mp3, my cellphone my music player list and in my dreams.. lol OA

One More Chance

2007-11-29T21:00:00.000+08:00

Popoy and Basha have been together all their lives. Their love story started when they met as students in the university. Their families loved them, they shared friends, they eventually worked in the same firm and their life plans revolved around each other. There is no Popoy without a Basha and vice versa. They were certain that they will get married someday and build a home together. Everything seems perfect. At least thatâs what Popoy thinks. But all the planning and dreaming eventually took a toll on Basha. Past issues and current controversies suddenly become the main fare in what would have been a routine lunch date.

In their first major fight in over five years, Popoy and Basha begin their heart-rending struggle whether to hold on or to move on.

more chance web site

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my review

simple sitwasyon na sa tingin ko eh nagyayari talaga sa mga magrelasyon. sabi nga nila eh pagnagtatagal na relasyon mag sawa factor na. masakit man sabihin na binigay mo na ang lahat still may kulang parin. ang pilikula na ito ay nagpapakita ng dalawang side ng pag hihiwalay di dahil di mo na mahal ang isang tao, pero dahil kailangan mong makilala ang sarili mo or magkanon ng sariling identity. mahirap ng paglayo para hanapin ang sarili. ngunit sa paglayo, malalaman mo kaya ang sakit na maiiwan ang taong nagmahal sa ng limang taon.

this film renewing ones selfs and letting your heart heal though time.

i give this fils 9 out of 10 stars

love is my life

2007-10-11T13:41:00.000+08:00

love life

magandang topic pag mag get together ang mga barkada..

share mo kung sino ang bago mong insiprasyon, tuksuhan at walang katapusang pakiligan. it was love that always make me lonely and down. im not saying na pagod na ako. just recent natapos na ang kabanata ng 2 kong papa.. hahah oo 2 yun isa bf ko at yun isa papa sa dubai.

BF si jayson aka butch 4 months na puno ng pagdududa walang malinaw na future dahil walang malinaw na simula. ni di ko alam kung pano ko i d describe ang nanyari. masaya ba ako? or walang napala. masaya naman napasaya nya ako in the sense of may nalaman akong nagagawa ko pl para sa punyetang pagmamahal. (bitter) oo bitter ako. kasi umamin sya na marami kami. at hinayaan kong gawin nya sken yun, alam ko nman na di sya faithful saken dahil nagawa nya na akong lokohin, pero pikit mata ko syang tinagap ulet.. tanga nho. in the end, nalaman ko na tanga akong lumaro sa pagibig, sobrang mapagbigay at iniicip lagi ang kaligayan ng parter ko lahit masaktan ako. wala akong reserbang pagmamahal sa sarili ko para umalis sa magulong sitwasyon na ikakapahamak ko pa (naks ang lalim)

si butch ang isang malinaw na halimbawa ng playboy at happy go lucky na tao. gwapo at maboka, mahuhulog ka talaga sa kanya kahit lalake ka..hahaha pero pag nasa paligid ka na nya. malalaman mo na effortless syang partner, walang sweet nothings at maypagka user. lahat yun alam ko pero hinayaan ko lang.. nabulag sa ngiti sabi nga nya eh bf na may dimples.

sa aming paghihiwalay nalaman ko pa na may nabuntis pa daw sya.huh true kaya iyon.. all the while i was being cheated dumped and use..kawawa

now. im letting this feeling go.. di ko pipilitin mawala yun feeling sana parang bula na lng ito na kusang pumutok at maglaho sa hangin..hmm

i wont wish him bad.. may karma naman :D

next recshaun taga dubai na meet by chat. dnaging parang kami kasi we txted chated nad call pa nga.. ok pero sa gitna ng magandang samahan umamin ang hitad na may asawa na sya.. sayang malaking isda..hahaha

oh hayun pero umiwas na ako sa kanya.. pero sige parin minsan ang chat namin.. kung baga eh kawawa naman eh nalulungkot ang tao tapos na loko pa ng company..

at heto nag sabi na kalimutan na dawa kasi mahal na mahal nya daw ang asawa nya.. huh

kala ko ba hiwalay na sila. at biglang mag linyang wag na tayong magusap baket may ganun. eh indi ko naman sya kinakausap eh.. kesyo may mga mababaw pang lintanya ang lolo.

hay kung tapos na tapos na wag ng magpakawala ng masasakit na salita. after all na aliw naman kita..

ok fine end ka rin reschaun.

minsan aniisip ko talaga na amsarap maging lalake. madaming perks, madaming babae na uto-uto, at masarap mag happy go lucky na buhay. kung naginglalake kaya ako. manbabae din ako o manloloko.

parang ..hahhaahaha

ha ewan... cige na mga babae na lang ako :D

"bless thy heart who loves truely, and bless thy men that faithfully see one love only"

Joke Time - Part 10

2007-09-08T13:16:00.000+08:00

A man wanted to buy bra for his wife but doesn't know the size.
SALESGIRL: " Is it as big as papaya ? "
MAN: " No "
SALESGIRL : " an apple "
MAN: " No "
SALESGIRL : " ahh..an egg ? "
MAN: " YES , but fried ! "

...

GIRL 1 : Halata na tiyan mo, bakit di pa kayo magpakasal ng BF mo?
GIRL 2 : Ayaw ng pamilya niya eh !
GIRL 1 : Sino may ayaw, tatay o nanay niya ?
GIRL 2 : yung misis niya !

...

Q : Ano ang pagkakaiba ng SANITARY NAPKIN sa BRA ?
A : Sa Sanitary napkin parang wala kahit meron, samantalang
sa bra parang meron kahit wala !

...

MAN 1 : Kinakausap mo ba misis mo habang nakikipag-sex ka ?
MAN 2 : Hindi ah ! pinapatay ko nga celfon ko para di niya ako
matawagan!

...

Tarzan & animals went to the river to take a bath.
When Tarzan took off his clothes, all animals laughed
When Tarzan asked " WHY ? "
Animals said : " Ur tail is in front! "

Joke Time - Part 9.4

2007-09-08T13:15:00.000+08:00

WIFEY: "Love, may mga friends ako na nagpa-enhance ng boobs. Okey lang ba sayo kung magpadagdag din ako?
HUBBY: "Ewan ko, parang hindi yata bagay sa'yo ang tatlong suso!!!"

...
Mental patient is singing while lying in his hospital bed. After a song, he turns face down to sing again.
NURSE: Bakit ka bumaliktad?
PATIENT: Side B na kasi eh.

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MARE to KUMARE: How do you make your husband punctual in coming home from work?
KUMARE: Simple... I tell him sex will start at exactly 9 pm, with or without him!!!

...
ANAK: 'Nay, sabi ng titser ko ang ina ay ILAW NG TAHANAN. Eh ano naman po ang tawag sa ama?
INA: (aburido) Sabihin mo sa ma'am mo, ang AMA ang taga-PUNDI NG ILAW!!!

...
Tatay: Anak, ibili mo nga ako ng softdrink
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Tatay: Coke
Anak: Diet o Regular?
Tatay: regular
Anak: Bote o in can?
Tatay: Bote
Anak: 8 oz o litro?
Tatay: Puneta, tubig na nga lang.
Anak: Mineral o distilled?
Tatay: Mineral.
Anak: Malamig o hindi?
Tatay: Hahampasin na kita ng walis eh!
Anak: Tambo o tingting?
Tatay: Hayop ka!
Anak: Baka o kambing?

Joke Time - Part 9.3

2007-09-08T13:14:00.000+08:00

the truth behind the song
ETERNAL FLAME..
and hu really sang it..

BULAG:close your eyes

PILAY:give me ur hand darling

BINGI:do u hear my heart beating?

BOBO:do u understand?

MANHID:do u feel tha same?

DUKHA:am i only dreaming?

BUMBERO:is this burning?an eternal flame!

PIPI:say my name

BALIW:sunshine through the rain

KAWAWA:my whole life,so lonely

INAPI:will come & ease the pain

MANYAK:i don't wanna lose this felling

Joke Time - Part 9.2

2007-09-08T13:13:00.000+08:00

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner,
walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
Im sorry, Sir, but I am blind and cant read the menu.
Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer,
I'll smell it and order from there.
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. Ah, yes, that's what Ill have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.

Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owners wife and he tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
Sir, remember me? Im the blind man.
Im sorry, I didnt recognize you. Ill go get you a dirty fork.
The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, That smells great; Ill take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.

Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in hes going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man.

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.
As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, Hey, I didnt know that Mary worked here?

Joke Time - Part 9.1

2007-09-08T13:12:00.000+08:00

matagal nang gumugulo sa isipan ko ang mga tanong na ito:

1. does jennifer love hewitt?

2. where did vincent van gogh?

3. is marvin gaye?

4. why is norman black?

5. where did sandara park?

6. is chow yun fat?

7. what did henry sy?

8. why is alonzo mourning?

9. is lucio tan?

10. when will orlando bloom?

11. what did scooby doo?

12. is the birthstone of kevin garnet?

13. what is victoria's secret?

and..

14. kapag ba namili si manny pacquiao?

Joke Time - Part 9

2007-09-08T13:11:00.000+08:00

Wikang French nmn tayo
Q. Ano ang bulaklak sa french?
A. E di "Le Fleu".
Q. Ano naman ang tawag back?
A. E di Le Kod.
Q. Ano naman ang tawag sa neck?
A. E di Le Eg.
Q. Ano naman ang tawag sa dumi sa katawan?
A. E di Le Bag.
Q. Ano naman ang tawag sa taong mahilig sa sex?
A. E di Le Bog.
Q. Ano nama ang tawag sa baboy?
A. E di Le Chon.
Q. Ano naman ang tawag sa taong mahilig sa lagay?
A. E di Les Pu.

...

First ba ako?
Boy: First ba ako sayo??
Girl: OO naman wala nang iba pa...
Boy: Really??
Girl: ( Galit ) Bakit ba lahat kayong mga lalake ask the same question?? Ok na!! Ok na!! Pang 58 ka!!!!

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Ang sumpa
Horse: Mahal na prinsesa,akoy dating prinsipe na isinumpa.
Prinsesa: Ha!! Pag ba hinalikan kita babalik ka sa pagiging prinsipe??
Horse: Malakas ang sumpa,kailangan chupa...

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Lola
LOLA : Paraaaa!!!
DRIVER : Bakit po, lola?
LOLA : I-ihi ako!
DRIVER : Sabi nyo i-ihi lang kayo e ba't umutot pa kayo?
LOLA : Tutoy, pag may ulan, may kulog!!!!

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Dynamite
ISANG MATRONA ANG UMARKILA NG LALAKING STRIPPER...HABANG SUMASAYAN ANG LALAKING STRIPPER HINUBAD NYA ANG KANYANG DAMIT..MATRONA:WOWW DYNAMITE!!! HINUBAD ANG KANYANG PANTALON.MATRONA:WOWWW DYNAMITE!!!! HINUBAD ANG KANYANG BRIEF MATRONA:ANO YAN MITSA!!!!

Joke Time - Part 8

2007-09-08T13:09:00.001+08:00

GREEN JOKES

Panaginip
ikinuwento ni porky ang panaginip nya nung nakaraan kay choppy...

porky: alam mo pre nanaginip ako nung nakaraan tsk tsk tsk muntik ng magkalaboan!

choppy:bakit ano bang nangyari?

porky:kasi ganito kasi yun..naglalakad daw ako sa tabing dagat..

choppy:tapos anong nangyari...?

porky:sa pag lalakad ko may nasipa akong isang bote..!

choppy:tapos..?

porky: biglang may lumabas na jinny......

choppy:jinny??...

porky: oo jinny..

choppy:tapos anong nangyari?

porky:sabi ng jinny SALAMAT PANGINOON AKO IYONG PINALAYA BILANG GANTI MAG BIGAY KA NG ISANG KAHILINGAN AT AGAD AGAD KO ITONG TUTUPARIN...(napaisip si porky) sige! ang hiling ko gawin mo akong maliit na bagay..para mapagitan ako ng dalawang hita ni christine hermosa!!

choppy: wowwwwwwwwww christine hermosa pa ha!! ohh anong ginawa sa iyo ng jinny...?

porky:kumumpas agad ang jinny...! MATUTUPAD ANG IYONG KAHILINGAN!!! ginawa nya akong sanitary nupkin ginawa nya akong MODES...

choppy: ehh di napagitan ka ng dalawang hita ni christine hermosa..??

porky: pre hindi rin ehh.......

choppy: bakit????

porky: whisper gamit nya ehh!!

choppy:buwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiissssssiii iiiiiiiiiittttt!!

...

Concert
Ur Invited 2 Watch d Concert of JAYA, KUH, LINDSAY, MONIQUE, aT SHARON...

enTitLed...

" JA-KUH-LIN-MO-SHA"

LIVE!!!

...

OLD MAID
OLD MAID : Hello police, a sex maniac has just broken into my house and he's raping me right now. CAN YOU COME TOMORROW MORNING AND ARREST HIM?

...

Kuto
Kuto's
Kuto1: Kuto2 this is kuto1 over....
Kuto2: Yes kuto1, naririnig kita!!!
Kuto1: Kuto2 dito ako ngayon sa PUBIC HAIR ni Ma'am nagtatago OVER!!!
Kuto2: Ok received!!! Kuto1 dito na ko sa Bigote ni Sir...Approaching

...

Miss World Contestant
3rd runner-up Miss Russia, Yarina Gustopa,
2nd runner-up Miss Hawaii, Dedeco Laylayna.
1st runner-up Miss Japan, Susumo Sinusuko.
The winner is Miss Korea, Fukiko Makuto.

Joke Time - Part 7

2007-09-07T19:07:00.000+08:00

Usapang mag-ama
Ama: Ngayong tapos ka na ng high school, ano ang
kukunin mo sa kolehiyo?
Anak: Law po.
Ama: Ano?! Tapos ka na ng HIGH, babalik ka pa sa LOW?!

...

Scientific names
CUTE - ahkoyan.
TALENTED - ahkophayan.
ROMANTIC - akhopharyn-yan.
LOVABLE - akhoulityan.
ABNORMAL - ahikawnahyahn!

...

Sino ang unang tao sa mundo
Sabi ng mga HUDYO, "kami".
Bakit? Dahil kami ang nagpako sa Diyos.
Sabi ng mga INTSIK, "kami".
Bakit? Kanino kayo bili pako abel?

...
Dont Stop
MOM: Didn't I tell you that if a guy touches your
boobs say DON'T? And if he touches your @#%$ say STOP!
GIRL: Right, but he touched both at the same
time so I said, DON'T STOP!

...

Ganda spelling
Bagong salta sa America, yung Pinoy ay gustong mag-long distance sa Pilipinas kaya dinayal yung "0 for Operator".
Operator: AT&T. How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you're calling?
Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you're calling phonetically.
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?
Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at a time and citing a word for each letter.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali. Elpidio: E as in Elpidio, L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as in idio, d as in dio, i as in io and o as in o.
Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport, B as in Because, A as in Airport agen, N as in... Enemy, Q as in... Cuba, U as in... Europe, E as in... Important and L as in... Elephant.

Joke Time - Part 6

2007-09-07T19:02:00.000+08:00

Part 6

Manang-Mana
Anak(lalake po ito):Tay pinagalitan ako ng teacher ko!
Tatay: Bakit anak?
Anak:Hinalikan ko pa ang Classmate ko
tatay:itong anak ko, manag-mana sa akin.Hehehe eh, masarap din ba?
Anak:Opo, pogi po sya

...

Tanggalin ang S
ANAK : Tays ! kakains nas tayos !
TATAY : Hoy ! Tigilan mo yang kalalagay mo ng ' S '
sa mga sinasabi mo ha ! Ano ba ang ulam ?
ANAK: BANGU na may KAMATI, ARDINA na may IBUYA !

...

SweetHearts making love ..
GF : " Luv, alam mo ikaw lang ang naikama ko "
BF : Sweet mo naman luv ! GF : Oo, kasi, yung iba, sa
CR, Sala, Kusina at kung saan saan pa !

...

Without U
How can I spell s_ccess w/o " U " ? or c_te? or
h_mble? or f_ck , s_cker, p_ki ? haaay. p_tang ina.
What will I do w/o " U " !

...

Ulam namen
JOE : Kumusta bakasyon boy ?
BOY : Masama, sabado pilay manok ni tyong, ulam namin
tinola..linggo pilay baboy, ulam namin litson, kanina
napilay si tyong, ulam namin hindi ko inalam, kain
ako sa labas

...

Mga kung ano-ano sakit
Cute- acotosis
Gwapo- acoparentosis
Pogi- aconanamantosis
Magandang lalake- acouletosis
Panget- icawnatosis

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Pokemon
I saw a big Pokemon stuff toy in Toy Kingdom.
Bibilhin ko sana kaso tinarayan ako ng saleslady.
Ewan ko ba, sabi ko lang naman "Miss, patingin ng
Pokemong malaki."

...

Pwede na magbra?
Anak: 'Nay, puede na ba akong magbra? Nay, kinse na
po ako, puede na ba?
Ina : Hoy! Joselito! tigilan mo nga ako!!!!

...

Pwede uminom ng Baygon
Man: Doc, help me uminom ako ng baygon
Doc: Bakit, magsusuicide ka?
Man: Hindi. Nakalunok kasi ako ng buhay na ipis.
Doc: Tanga! Dapat kumain ka na lang ng tsinelas.

...

GIRLS REACTION TO SIZES
9 IN = "OH **** ANG SAKIT!"
7 IN = " YES ANG SARAP"
6 IN = "OH PERPEK!"
5 IN = "MMMMMM.....OK"
4 IN = "DIIN MO PA'"
3 IN = "PASOK NA BA?"
2 IN = "KALA KO DILA, BWISIT

Joke Time - Part 5

2007-09-07T17:46:00.000+08:00

For Sale - Murang-mura

1) Eyedrop (3 pesos lang) gamot sa mata w/ 2 variants: pwedeng de-roll-on o kaya e de-spray.

2) Flashlight (5 pesos lang), solar-powered

3) Swatch watch (10 pesos lang), kaya lang ang batterya e batterya ng kotse.

4) Melodramatic Fool's Dictionary (5 pesos lang), mga 500 pages pero di naka-arrange alphabetically.

5) Computer Keyboard (20 pesos lang) brand new, 2 klase: japanese or arabic characters yung nakalagay.

6)Electric Fan (10 pesos lang), ang elesi ay elesi ng helicopter.

7) Pison (20 pesos lang), de pidal nga lang

Cool Kutsilyo (10 pesos lang), napakatalim lalo na ung hawakan

9) Kalan (15 pesos lang), sa pihitan lumalabas ung apoy

10) Electric Fan uli (10 pesos din), umiikot ung katawan

11) Rolex na wristwatch (25 pesos), daming diamond isa nga lang ang kamay

12) Colored TV (15 pesos lang), kulay ng palabas itim at puti.

13) TV ulit (15 pesos lang), may grado ang screen.

14) Plantsa (10 pesos) Ung handle ang umiinit

15) Cellfone (20 php) Baterya ng sasakyan ang baterya

16) WAllClock (10) Sa harapan ang sabitan

Joke Time - part 4

2007-09-06T20:31:00.001+08:00

Sino idol mo?
Juan:Pare cno idol mo?
Pedro: si Arnold Schwarzenegger
Juan: cge nga spell Schwarzenegger
Pedro: hindi, joke lang yun, Jet Li talga idol ko

...

Pandak
Bitoy: D agul, bat ang pandak mo?
Dagul:kasi nga bata plang ako ulila na ko
Bitoy: Anong kaugnayan nun sa paglaki mo
Dagul:Sira pala ulo mo eh! Wala ngang nagpalaki sakin

...

Fuchsia
Teacher:Ciara, ano ang favorite mong color?
Ciara:Fuchsia po ma'am
Teacher:Sige nga spell fuchsia
Ciara:Hindi ma'am, Red po tlga fave color ko, R-E-D!

...

Lizard
(a lizard fell on a table)
Genius:Oh! reptila scincidae
Kikay:Eew! Lizard!
Astig: ****!Butiki!
Mataray:Shocks!Butiks!
Mayaman:yuck!Lacoste
Mahirap:Pare! ULAM!

Joke Time - Part3.4

2007-09-04T16:04:00.001+08:00

Pinoy Diksyonaryo( iba naman to)

Abuloy --- bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang sakla.
Akala ---- alam na alam daw.
Aginaldo - inaasahan na makukuha sa araw ng Pasko na mas okay sana kung pera na lang.
Ama ------ pamilyadong gustong maging binata
Bakasyon - sandaliang pahinga sa trabahong hingal lang ang pahinga.
Bakit ---- tanong na laging mahirap masagot.
Bakya ---- tsinelas na may takong.
Baga ----- lutuan ng mga hindi makabili ng microwave.
Bagoong -- masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam.
Baldado -- hindi mamamatay-matay na mukhang hindi na mabubuhay.
Bale ----- suweldong inutang.
Binata ------ lalaking gustong maging ama
Biyenan ------ anay ng tahanan
Kaaway --- ikli ng 'kaibigan na Inayawan.'
Kababata - dating gelpren na may ibang boypren.
Kabag ---- dighay at utot na naghalo sa tiyan.
Kabayo --- hayop na sinasakyan Ng kalesa.
Kabit ------ asawang nakatira sa iba
Kalbo ---- gupit ng buhok na korteng itlog.
Dalaga --------- babaeng gustong maging ina.
Dalaginding - dalagang hindi pa nagsusuot ng bra.
Dighay ------- Utot na lumabas sa bunganga.
Dilim ---- liwanag na maitim.
E -------- ireng paseksi.
Gahasa --- romansang walang ligawan.
Ginang --- asawa ni ginoo na mukha nang tsimay.
Ginoo ---- asawa ni ginang na may inaasawang iba.
Gipit ---- kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan.
Ha ------- sagot ng nagbibingi-bingihan.
Halakhak - tawang bukang-buka ang ngala-ngala.
Handaan -- magdamagan na Palakihan ng tiyan.
Handog --- bigay na laging may kapalit.
Hipo ----- haplos na may malisya.
Hudas ---- tapat na manloloko.
Ibon ----- hayop na lumalangoy sa Hangin.
Imposible - pagtaas ng unano.
Ina -------- pamilyadang gustong maging dalaga.
Insulto --- walang hiyang biro.
Isda ------ hayop na hindi Nalulunod.
Itlog ------- pagkaing amoy utot
Ita ------- negrong Pinoy.
La -------- ikli ng 'lalalalala' sa kinakantang hindi maalala.
Lalawigan - syudad ng kahirapan.
Langaw ---- kulisap na bangung-bango sa amoy ng basura.
Ma -------- tawag sa gelpren na mukhang nanay na.
Malusog --- hitsura ng tumatabang balat.
Mama ------ tawag sa sosyal na ina.
Mano ------ kaugaliang Pinoy na nakapupudpod ng noo.... at bulsa.
Mantika --- katas ng piniritong taba.
Mayabang -------- abusadong tanga.
Maybahay -- dominanteng utusan sa bahay.
Nanay ---- Ilaw ng tahanan
Nakaw ----- hiram ng walang paalam
Naku ------ ikli ng 'nanay ko, nanay na ako.'
Nitso ----- bahay ng mga patay.
Nobya ----- gelpren na laking probinsya.
Ngalngal -- iyak ng walang ipen.
Ngisi ----- tawang tulo-laway.
Ngiti ----- tawang labas ipen.
Paa ------- bahagi ng katawan na amoy tuta.
Paaralan -- dito itinuturo kung ano, alin o sino ang mapipiling bobo.
Panata ---- dasal na nakatataba ng tuhod.
Regla ----- masungit na panahon ng pagkababae.
Sabon ----- mabangong bagay na ipinapahid sa mabahong katawan.
Sakristan - utusan ng pari.
Sampal ---- haplos na nakatitigas ng mukha.
Ta -------- ikli ng 'tita' o lalaking may bra.
Tamad ----- taong hindi napapagod sa pahinga.
Tatay ----- haligi ng tahanan
Utot-------- Dighay na lumabas sa puwit
Ulol -------- sobrang matalino
Wala ------- salitang tagalog na minana ng mga ingles.
Yaya -------- alaga ng ama ng inaalagaang bata.

Joke Time - Part3.3

2007-09-04T16:03:00.000+08:00

Pinoy Diksyunaryo

dedicated - pinatay ang pusa

deduct - ang pato

defeat - ang paa

defense - ang bakod

defer - ang balahibo

deflate - ang plato

defrag - ang palaka

delusion - e di maluwag

depends - (see defense)

deposit - ang gripo

depress - nagkasal sa persuading (see persuading)

detail - ang buntot

detest - ang eksamen

devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang v

devastation - dun sasakay ng bus

devote - ang boto

dilemna - Gabi na

effort - dun nagla-land yung efflane

forums - apat na kuwarto

it depends - kainin mo ang bakod

july - nagsinungaling ka ba?

melt - 'yun ang sinusuot sa mewang?

statue - ikaw ba 'yan?

protestant - tindahan ng prutas

predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa

thesis - sakit

Joke Time - Part 3.2

2007-09-04T16:02:00.000+08:00

name of chinese people born in the philippines

1.born during the night - ANDY LIM
2.born blind - KENNETH SY
3.born being swindled - LINO CO
4.born while cooking - NILO TOH
5.born as the 10th child- SAM PO
6.born while being courted- LILY GAW
7.born fat- BOB UY
8.born without leg- KENT GO
9.born little- KATHY TING
10.born with a vast estate- LOT TE
11.born different- EVA YAN
12.born uniqe- ALIEN SIA
13.born while counterfeiting- FAYE KING
14.born on sunday- LING GO
15.born with picture- LARA WAN
16.born with sweet- KEN DY
17.born undefined- SAM TING
18.born while taking a bath- LILY GO
19.born while buying- BILL LI
20.born secretly- TINA GO

Joke Time - Part 3.1

2007-09-04T16:01:00.000+08:00

Filipino Names converted to American Names

Dimitria Dagdag = Demi Moore

Rogelio Dagdag = Roger Moore

Emilio Salamat = Amillion Thanks

Leon Mangubat = Tiger Woods

Francisco Portero = Frank Porter

Bienvenido Jurado = Ben Hur

Juan Tampipi = John Samsonite

Victoria Malihim = Victoria Secret

Restituto Fruto = Tutti Frutti

Casimiro Bocaycay = Cashmere Bouquet

Veneracio de Asis = Venereal Disease

Alfonso de Asis = Alzheimer's Disease

Topacio Mamaril = Top Gun

Eliutario Ignacio = Electronic Ignition

Juanito Lakarin = Johnny Walker

Esteban Pagtakahan = Stevie Wonder

Burgos Reyes = Burger King

Ligaya Almundo = Joy Totheworld

Maria Navidad = Mary Christmas

Ligaya Anonuevo = Happy New Year

Federico Hagibis = Federal Express

Joke Time - Part 2

2007-09-04T15:59:00.000+08:00

Maling Akala
Minsan isang gabi dumalaw si Juan sa nililigawang si Maria.
Malas nga naman ni Juan bigla syang nakaramdam ng pagtatae.. tsk tsk! Kaya yun, utot sya ng utot!

Buti nalang kamo nasa ilalim ng kinauupuan ni Juan si Dagul, yung aso nila Maria. So, malamang yun ang mapagkamalan ni Maria na mabaho...

Maria: (Naiinis) Dagul alis dyan!!!

Juan: (Hehehe.. akala nya si Dagul yung umuutot..) Ah.. Pabayaan mo lang si Dagul dyan. Di naman sya nang-aano eh.. At saka ok lang ako dito hehehe...

Maria: (galit) No way! Dagul, shooo! Sabing alis dyan, baka mataihan ka ni Juan!!!

...

Kuba at Pating
May isang barkong lumulubog at ang natira lng ay si kuba...
nakita nya si pating
Kuba:sige pating kainin mo na ko. wala nmn akong saysay sa mundo
Pating:Ayoko!
Kuba:Bakit?
Pating: Wag mo nga kong linlangin!TURTLE KA EH!

...

3 bisaya
May 3 bisaya sa isang restawrant...
Gwardya:Bawal bisaya dito!
Bisaya3:Naku pari panu tayu makakapasuk?
Bisaya1:Alam ku na!
Papasok na si Bisaya1
Gwardya:Ano Pangalan mo?
Bisaya1:Pidru hu
Gwardya:Alis bisaya ka!
Si bisaya2 naman...
Gwardya:Ano pangalan mo?
Bisaya2:Firdinand po!
Gwardya:Bisaya k alis!
SI 3 naman
Gwardya:ano pangalan mo?
bisaya3:Peter po
Gwardya:sige pasok ka na!
Bisaya3:Tink yu sir napakabait nimo!

...

Binaligtad lng
recitation sa subject na math ni juan at pedro...
at madalas magpagalingan si juan at pedro pagdating sa math...
Titser : OK class question 1+5?
(sabay nagtaas ng kamay c juan at pedro...)
Titser : Cge Pedro ano sagot...
Pedro : (ala ka ngayon juan (insulto ni kay juan))
Ma'am 6 po..
Titser : correct.. ok next question 5+1
cge juan kay naman sumagot...
Juan : un e un e pambihira naman pag-mahirap sakin e...

Joke Time - Part 1

2007-09-04T15:48:00.000+08:00

Part 1

Zodiac Sign
May magkasintahan nagsa-star gazing:
BF : Luv, anong zodiac sign mo?
GF : Zodiac sign? Ano yon?
BF : Yung Horoscope mo. Gaya ko, sa 'kin Cancer.
GF : Ah, ganun? Sa 'kin Almoranas!

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Ahit Nalang
May mama sa barber shop...
Mama:Magkano gupit?
Barbero:P50 po
Mama:magkano ahit?
Barbero:P25 po
Mama:Sige ahitan mo buhok ko!

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Sa Hell
Merong 2 lalake at 1 babae pupunta hell...
satanas:ikaw! ano ang kasalanan mo?
lalake1:nagnakaw ho!
satanas:sige diretso sa impyerno!ikaw nmn ano nagawa mo?
lalake2:nangrape po
satanas:sige diretso karin sa impyerno!at ikaw babae ano ang kasalanan mo?
babae:GRO po
satanas sige diretso ka sa kwarto ko!

...

Mamatay ka na
Isang gabi naglalakad ang magkaibigang Juan at Pedro:
Juan: Pare ihi muna ko sandali!!
Pedro: Sige pare, hintayin na lang kita dito!
Juan: Aray!!!
Pedro: Bakit?
Juan: Nakagat ako na ahas!
Pedro: Saan?
Juan: Sa anu ko!
Pedro: Ha!!! Anu gagawin koh?
Juan: Pumunta ka ng hospital, humungi ka ng lunas!!
(At pumunta nga c Pedro sa hospital)
Pedro: Doc yung kaibigan ko nakagat ng ahas, anu po ba ang gagawin ko?
Doc: Madali lang yan! Sipisipin mu ung nakagat tapos idura mu ung dugo.
(At bumalik si Pedro kay Juan)
Juan: Anu sabi ng doktor?
Pedro: Ikinalulungkot ko Juan, mamamatay ka na!!!!

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Boxing
Referee: for the last fight from the barangay matahimik bugbugan street wearing blue boxer "juan pablo!!" and from the other side wearing no boxer the dark figter"pablo juan"
are yu ridi tu rambul!!!!
Juan Pablo(duling): ay ref!! di naman tama yan dalwa dalwa kalaban ko
Pablo Juan(bulag): takot ka na sakin.... pag nakita tatamaan ka sakin wag kang mag tago mag pakita ka...

...

Away Nag aaway ang mag asawa:
Girl: Ang kapal ng mukha mo!
Boy: Ang kapal mo din!
Girl: Punyeta ka!
Boy: Punyeta ka rin!
Girl: Putang ina mo!
Boy: Putang ina mo rin!
Girl: Hayop ka SUPOT!!
Boy: Sorry na Honey.. Wag ka naman masyadong maingay bka marinig ng kapitbahay..

...

Talino
Anak:Tay san ko po ba nakuha ang talino ko?
Tatay:Sa nanay mo kasi ang talino ko nasakin pa!

Joke Time - Unang Putok

2007-09-04T15:40:00.000+08:00

Erap Jokes

peace and order

prez bush and erap visited mindanao.Bush: By d way mr. president hows d present peace n order here in mindanao?Erap: A ung fish marami d2 pro ung order wala pa!!!

...

pasa load

ERAP: Loi, pasahan mo nga ako ng 2 my importante lang akong itetext. ~ LOI: (P2 send) ~ ERAP: (message received) OK!! got it thanks! ~ LOI: Tanga! wag ka ng magreply, Sayang!! ~ ERAP: ok!

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DNA Test

You can now identify people through DNA: Taong-grasa : DNAliligo ~ Unano : DNAtatangkad ~ Payatot : DNAkumakain ~ Osama Bin Laden : DNAhuhuli ~ Ping Lacson : DNAtatakot ~Erap : DNAmakapambabae ~GMA : DNAaamin ~

dagdag ko lng Govyerno: DNAkikinig..ehehehe

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Erap & d' Steward

Steward: Sir r u done? ~ Erap: No, i'm Erap ~ Steward: i mean r u finished sir? ~ Erap: No, i'm a Filipino ~ Steward: i mean r u through? ~ Erap: Wat do u think of me FALSE?

Someone to watch over me

2007-09-01T22:17:00.000+08:00

Beutiful girls

2007-08-30T16:18:00.000+08:00

his version
by Sean Kingston

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it will never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do you dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Jr. Sean kingston
See it started at the park, used to chill after dark
Oh, when you took my arm, that's when we fell apart
Cause we both thought, that love last forever
They say we're to young, to get ourselves' sprung
Oh we didn't care, we made it very clear
And they also said, that we couldn't last together
See it's very divine, you're one of a kind
But you mush up my mind, you ought to get declined
Oh Lord
My baby is driving me crazy

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it will never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do you dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

It was back in 99, watching movies all the time
Oh when i went away for doing my first crime
And I never thought, that we was gonna see each other
And then I came out, mommy move me down south
And oh, I was with my girl, who i though was my world
It came out to be, that she wasn't the girl for me
see it's very divine, you're one of a kind
but you mush up my mind, you ought to get declined
oh lord my baby is driving me crazy

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it will never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do you dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

now we are fussing and now we are fighting
please tell me why, i'm feeling slighted
and i don't know, how to make it better
your dating other guys, your telling me lies
oh i can't believe what i'm seeing with my eyes
i'm losing my mind, and i don't think it's clever

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it will never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do you dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal, suicidallll

our reply
by jojo

Beautiful Girls

I'm way too cool for ya boy
That's why it'll never work
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do your dirt
We'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over

Yeah yeah

I remember when
I was hanging with my friends
That's when I caught your eye
You thought that I was fly
Right then you wished that I would be your baby (be your baby)
You try to get some game
Asking me girl what ya name
All that ice upon ya chain
So I asked you the same
Something tells me that we have fun together (fun together)

I ain't easy to find
I'm a one of a kind
Oh when I judge your wine
I know your only mine
Tonight is yours
Tomorrow is for another guy (another guy)

I'm way too cool for ya boy
That's why it'll never work
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do your dirt
We'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over

You've been calling me
Leaving messages all week
Was your curiousity
Got ya knees weak
I'm not looking for a man
So I don't want no confusion (no confusion)
I took ya to the floor
Got ya begging me for more
But that was my queue to go
So I hit the door
I let you hot
With your mind used to running wild (running wild)

I ain't easy to find
I'm a one of a kind
Oh when I judge your wine
I know your only mine
If you stick around
Be careful not to fall in love (fall in love)

I'm way too cool for ya boy
That's why it'll never work
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do your dirt
We'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over

Now a couple months have past
Never thought that this would last
Oh everybody asked
How ya got a girl like that
But you should've known
That nothing lasts forever (lasts forever)
I mashed up ya mind
When I tell you lies
But boy don't be suprised
That I'm seeing other guys
I'm too young to settle
And you should've known better (known better)

Damn all these beautiful girls (you should have known)
We're only gonna do your dirt (cos I'll have)
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over

britains' got talent Connie Talbot age 6

2007-08-29T17:37:00.000+08:00

Connie Talbot age 6

Semi-finals - Ben

finals - Somewhore over the rainbow

Pussycat dolls - Bottons live (Best Performance)

2007-08-29T16:38:00.000+08:00

X rated poem

2007-08-20T19:23:00.000+08:00

BEFORE YOU READ BABY THINK ON MY HAND IN YOUR PANTIES CUZ IM SPLIPRY IN LOVE YOU CAN SEE FROM EYES ONLY IF YOU DON`T HAVE LOVE EYES THEN YOU WILL NOT SEE IT SO HOW YOU WILL FEEL WHEN MY FIVE FINGERS IN YOUR pANTIES **UUMM**COME ONN BOY MORE FINGER ME HARDER MORE MORE UHHHNUUMM IS HURT*** SUCK MY PUSSY BABY UUUMM U MAKE WANN EAT UR DICK UP *** HARDER BABY HARDER *** I WILL NOT LOVE MORE ONE MORE THEN YOU ** IS DAT WAT U GON SAY WHEN MY HANDS IN YOUR PANTIES BABY REPLY CUZ I CAN WRITE YOU MORE PEOM THAT CAN TURN YOU AND MAKE U WET HAHAHA

I slide my fingers beneath your panties,
Pass the garden you display.
Pausing at your flowers entry,
Where my fingers slowly play.
I feel your heats drawing power,
I feel the softness of your skin.
I slowly enter with my finger,
As you pull me further in.
Your hips rock to forward motion,
Steady pace for what you seek.
Pleasure in the simplest action,
Takes you up on passions peak.
Our kisses deepen with each second,
Tongues drinking lovers wine.
Without intent their keeping rhythm,
Synchronized in perfect time.
Our lips part for sighing moments,
Cries of ecstasies release.
Heavy breath in rapid breathing,
With one goal, to only please.
Trailing kisses to your nipples,
Rising up to meet my lips,
Circling motions purchase pleasure,
With not a single pleasure missed.
Further down across your belly,
Nearing to your gardens gate.
I take in your flowers fragrance,
Craving now your flowers taste.
I slowly part your lips of passion,
Slip my tongue inside your door.
One taste is but an appetizer,
I go back while seeking more.
I slide my palm across your stomach,
Your hands holding to me tight.
In moans you rock me in your garden,
A quickened pace to our delight.
Your thighs tighten then start shaking,
To vibrate my lips below.
Releasing moans of sexual tension,
Before your hand will let me go.
I slide up along beside you,
With pleasured laughs you roll on top.
Your fingers wrap around my handle,
Gently holding passions rod.
Up and down your hand is moving,
Priming for what's next to be.
Lips tighten for my pleasure,
Then slide down the length of me.
Pausing there for passing moments,
Then repeat your destined coarse.
Up and down repeated motion,
Your lips are now my pleasured source.
You break your rhythm for fleeting moments,
Then return again to find,
An eager member waits attentive,
For the love that you provide.
I finally end the love your giving,
Stopping all your gentle play.
I want our love to find its climax,
In a much different way.
You are sitting now upon me,
My palms hold your rising breasts.
I enter slow into your chamber,
Feel the heat from your love nest.
Your hands rest upon my stomach,
As you slide me deep inside.
You increase your gentle bouncing,
To a fast and furious ride.
We can feel the friction rising,
Lighting up what once was dark.
To ignite a raging furnace,
Starting out with just a spark.
We explode through all life's tension,
To freedom only sex can claim.
A needed moment for our bodies,
Provided by a lovers game.

Things i do when im on a sick leave =)

2007-08-16T19:39:00.000+08:00

watch dvd - lahat ng na miss kong palabas
Transformer
the simpsons movie
quija
die hard 4
harry potter
ratatouille (ay di ko pl npannod ayaw mag play s aking pirated na dvd)..ehehe

at advance na ako
hairspray.. yehey!!

mag laro ngword hunt
na lagi kong tinutulugan
di ko mahanap kasi naipit sa cover ng dvd
interesting sya pag mabagal magbukas ng computer mo

eat galore
bilo-bilo
pancit canton ( di ko alam kung kailan ako last tym naka kain nun)
buko festival
sweets overload
ubusin ang pasalubong (ehehe joke lng)

watch tv till morning..

maiba nman

2007-08-16T19:36:00.000+08:00

hay ang labo ng buhay pag ibig ko..

grrrr....

tanga na tlg ako..

kala ko madami na akong alam pero pag sa sarili ko wala akong magandang ginagwa..

puro katangahan..

its always running after the one i love...

y not walk na lang.. ehehe

buhay buhay...

good luck..

Sabihin by Zelle

2007-08-09T11:11:00.000+08:00

SABIHIN

Bakit wala ka pa?
Kasama ka'y parang nag-iisa:
Pangakong nag-mamahal,
aalis ka rin pala

Sabihin mo na kung babalik ka pa,..
para di na mag-hintay.
Sabihin mo na kung aayaw ka na,
para lang malaman ko.

Naririnig mo ba ako?
Sigaw ko ba'y walang tinig?
Naka-yukong walang imik,
naririnig naman ako.

Sabihin mo na kung babalik ka pa,..
para di na mag-hintay.
Sabihin mo na kung aayaw ka na,
para lang malaman ko

Iiyak nalang…iiyak nalng

Bakit wala ka pa?
Naririnig naman ako

Sabihin mo na kung babalik ka pa,..
para di na mag-hintay.
Sabihin mo na kung aayaw ka na,
para lang malaman ko.

fun way to brush your teeth

2007-07-03T15:17:00.000+08:00

hipo and dog animation

2007-07-03T15:14:00.001+08:00

i will survive - jesus spoof

2007-07-03T15:11:00.000+08:00

alone

2007-07-02T22:34:00.000+08:00

i txted almost all the people i can talk to..

wala.. walang makausap

walang makaramay sa naramdaman ko ngayon..

i feel so alone

i was left with empty hand...

wrong moves

wrong person

and a broken heart.

LIFE

2007-07-02T12:09:00.000+08:00

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
Cool You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when yo u choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

The Packet of Cookies

2007-07-02T12:04:00.000+08:00

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport.

As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies.

She sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport to rest and read in peace.

Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down on the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading.

When she took out the first cookie, the man took also one. She felt irritated but she said nothing. She just thought: "What a nerve! If I was in the mood, I would punch him for daring!"

For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn't want to cause a scene.

When only one cookie remained, she thought: "Ah... What this abusive man do now?" Then the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half.

Ah! That was too much! She was too much angry now! In a huff, she too her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place.

When she sat down in her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her purse to take her eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, unopened!

She felt so ashamed!! She realized that she was wrong... She had forgotten that her cookies were kept in her purse.

The man had divided his cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter.

... While she had been very angry, thinking that she was dividing her cookies with him. And now there is no chance to explain herself... nor to apologize.

There are 4 things that you cannot recover.

The stone... after the throw!

The word... after it's said!

The occasion... after the loss!

The time... after it's gone!

Heaven's Phone Book

2007-07-02T11:50:00.001+08:00

Does Heaven have a phone number?

Mommy went to Heaven,

but I need her here today,

My tummy hurts and I fell down,

I need her right away,

I really need your help, operater

to find her in this book?

Is heaven in the yellow part,

I don't know where to look.

I think my daddy needs her too,

at night I hear him cry.

I hear him call her name sometimes,

but I really don't know why.

Maybe if I call her,

she will hurry home to me.

Is Heaven very far away,

is it across the sea?

She's been gone a long, long time

she needs to come home now!

I really need to reach her,

but I simply don't know how.

Help me find the number please,

is it listed under Heaven?

I can't read these big big words,

I am only seven.

I'm sorry operator,

I didn't mean to make you cry,

Is your tummy hurting too,

or is there something in your eye?

If I call my church maybe they will know.

Mommy said when we need help

that's where we should go.

I found the number to my church

tacked up on the wall.

Thank you operator,

I'll give them a call.

Abortion

2007-07-02T11:45:00.001+08:00

Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap.

He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken.

I so wanted to be your little girl. I don't quite understand what has happened.

I was so excited when I began realizing my existence.

I was in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes.

I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings.

I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me.

Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you. Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry.

I heard Daddy yelling back.

I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon.

I wondered why you cried so much. One day you cried almost all of the day.

I hurt for you. I couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy.

That same day, the most horrible thing happened.

A very mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I was in.

I was so scared, I began screaming, but you never once tried to help me.

Maybe you never heard me.

The monster got closer and closer as I was screaming and screaming,

"Mommy, Mommy, help me please; Mommy, help me."

Complete terror is all I felt.

I screamed and screamed until I thought I couldn't anymore.

Then the monster started ripping my arms off.

It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain.

It didn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop.

I screamed in horror as it ripped my leg off.

Though I was in such complete pain, I was dying.

I knew I would never see your face or hear you say how much you love me.

I wanted to make all your tears go away.

I had so many plans to make you happy.

Now I couldn't; all my dreams were shattered.

Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain of my heart breaking, above all.

I wanted more than anything to be your daughter.

No use now, for I was dying a painful death.

I could only imagine the terrible things that they had done to you.

I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I didn't know the words you could understand.

And soon, I no longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.

I felt myself rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful place.

I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap.

He said He loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered, "Abortion.

I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels."

I don't know what abortion is;

I guess that's the name of the monster.

I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I wanted to be your little girl.

I tried very hard to live.

I wanted to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too powerful.

It sucked my arms and legs off and finally got all of me. It was impossible to live.

I just wanted you to know I tried to stay with you.

I didn't want to die.

Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.

Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through the kind of pain I did.

Please be careful.

Love,

Your Baby Girl

Prayer

2007-07-02T11:35:00.001+08:00

-unknown author-

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story & listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma & good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed & listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy & good-bye Grandma.." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy & good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night & got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch & watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch & jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief & went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late; what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day; you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf instructor dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

How to Install Love

2007-07-02T11:29:00.001+08:00

-unknown author-

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see...I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

10 signs kapag brokenhearted

2007-07-02T11:12:00.000+08:00

1.) Hunger stroke- Kahit na gutom hindi parin kumakain.Minsan hindi makaramdam ng gutom..malalaman mo na lang na kailangan mo nang kumain kapag randam mo na nahihilo ka na.

2.) Lamoness- Ito yung tipo na gusto mo na lang kumain, lahat..basta masarap pero pag kumakain ka naman e lumilipad sa kawalan ang isipan at parang wala kang nalalasahan.

3.) Kama derie- Palaging nasa kama. Pero hindi naman natutulog.Mas feel mo na patay ang ilaw..nag iimagine ng mga good memories ninyo then kung ano yung bagay na kapalpakan na iniisip mong sana hindi nalang nanyari then saka ka magiisip na sana totoong may time machine.

4.) Kama tose- Palaging nasa kama rin. Pero para matulog lang. Tulog lang ang sagot sa problema. Magigising ka na lang para kumain ng konti, jumingel, o magbasa ng text message at nagbabaka sakali na may marereceive kang txt messages na " I miss u d q pla kyang mwala ka, tyo na ulet" or "Ikw pla tlaga ang lab q,at hindi sya".

5.) Mall freak- Feel mo na i treat na lang ang sarili. Bibili ka ng kahit na kung anong gusto mong bilhin(kapag may pera). Sa pag uwi saka mo lang mapapansin na mga walang kwentang bagay pala ang pinamili mo.

6.) The Barkad's- Mag aaya ka ng mga kaibigan mo na mag mall kayo o mamasyal, kadalasan yung mga kaibigan na alam mong kilala at alam ang kwento ninyo. Umaasa ka rin sa mga comments na tulad ng mga ganito "Feel ko mahal ka parin nun, Siya ang may mali pare, Ipakikilala kita sa ibang kilala ko na mas maganda pa ron(my favorite), Magkakabalikan rin kayo" at iba pang comments na alam mong makakapag paginhawa sa iyo.

7.) Beermate- Common na ito.Kadalasang unang ginagawa sa unang araw na nabasted/nakipag break ang dyowa/may ibang lalaki ang dyowa/dating lalaki pala ang dyowa.
May 2 uri nito.

1.)Mas gusto ng may kasama para may paglalabasan ng sama ng loob.
2.)Mas prefer na walang kasama. Mas gustong nagiisa. Kapag lasing sila yung kadalasang nagpapakilalang anak ng mayor,congressman o general.

8.) Suicidal- Common na rin. Minsan panakot lang. Kadalasang may titulo na "Mahal na mahal kita" "Hindi ko kayang mawala ka" ang mga suicide notes. Pang jologs na style e yung text message sa mahal mo na magpapakamatay ka then saka mag we wait ng mga ilang oras para sa reply nya na "Wag mong i2loy yan, mgusap tyo, mhal prin kta".

9.) Internitwit- Ito yung mga tipo ng sa internet naglalabas ng sama ng loob. Tambay ng chatrooms at nagbabaka sakaling may makikitang kapalit nya at mawawala yung pagka broken hearted in a instant. Meron ding sumasali ng mga internet forums para lang mambwiset.

10.) Haterz- Ito yung kadalasang kinauuwian ng mga mabababaw. Ito yung tipo na sisisihin ang lahat ng ka gender ng nanakit sa iyo. Nagiging favorite motto ang: "Pare pareho lang yang mga lalaki/babae..mga manloloko".

MARY ANN AND JOANN SA OFFICE

2007-06-15T22:25:00.000+08:00

HOT SEXY MUSIC

2007-06-08T17:18:00.000+08:00

2007-06-06T16:49:00.000+08:00

http://mylot.com/joanniebhu

2007-06-06T16:46:00.001+08:00

myLot User Profile

My Girl and I OST -(Dream of One Summer Night)

2007-05-28T15:09:00.000+08:00

My Sassy Girl Canon

2007-05-28T14:37:00.000+08:00

Don't Cry Joni

2007-05-17T17:27:00.000+08:00

Dont Cry Joni

Jimmy please say you'll wait for me
I'll grow up some day you'll see
saving all my kisses just for you
signed with love forever true

Joni was the girl who lived next door
I've known her I guess 10 years or more
Joni wrote me a note one day
and this is what she had to say

Jimmy please say you'll wait for me
I'll grow up some day you'll see
saving all my kisses just for you
signed with love forever true

Slowly I read her note once more
then I went over to the house next door
her tear drops fell like rain that day
when I told Joni what I had to say

Joni, Joni please don't cry
you'll forget me by and by
you're just 15, I'm 22
and Joni I just can't wait for you

Soon I left our little home town
got me a job and tried to settle down
but these words kept haunting my memory
the words that Joni said to me

Jimmy please say you'll wait for me
I'll grow up some day you'll see
saving all my kisses just for you
signed with love forever true

I packed my clothes and I caught a plane
I had to see Joni, I had to explain
how my heart was filled with her memory
and asked my Joni if she'd marry me

I ran all the way to the house next door
but things weren't like they were before
my tear drops fell like rain that day
when I heard what Joni had to say

Jimmy, Jimmy please don't cry
you'll forget me by and by
it's been 5 years since you've been gone
Jimmy I married your best friend John.

JEDA Puerto Galera Album

2007-05-16T18:35:00.000+08:00

Puerto Galera Album @ image station
Album 1
Album 2
Album 3
Album 4
Album 5
Album 6

Previews

JEDA in Puerto Galera

2007-05-16T15:14:00.000+08:00

last yr nun nag punt kami ng majayjay..

nagsawa ng ang mga hitad..

next level nman daw..

so Puerto Galera ang next target..

kaya eto.. naghahanda para sa aming next level outing

madaming pagsubok (naks)

una nag back-out c arlene (2 beses)

c emil sa laguna mangagaling at 3 lng kaming pupunta sa batangas port.

hay.. aberya aberya aberya..

ang lolo mo 2 hrs late..

d nya lang alam ang lungkot nmin kpag may daratung n by batch ay aalis.. kami miiwan..

kaya nun dumaitng sya.. dedma kami.. hmp..

pag datin nya eh dali-dali kming umalis..

ayus nman at direksyo skay n kami ng ferry

mga 1 hr din ang byahe gn ferry..

nkakabugnot at masakit s pwet ang matagal n pagkakaupo + nababasa pa kami dahil sa malapit kami s unahan..

nun malapit na ang puerto galera d ko na mahintay tumayo ako at tinatanaw ang bayabay..

white beach..

dali dali kmai bumababa.. buti n lng hulin kaming umakyat kaya una kami bumababa..

napawi n rin ang inis nmin s late comers n c emil..

hala hanap ng bahay.. mali pa yun unang na puntahan nmin..

ikot s kabila..

at sa pangalawa eh napuntahan na namin ang bahay..

simple. walang air-con, maayos na banyo, bintilador at may maayos na higaan..

2000 kahoy nga lng ang saingan pero okay lng.. kasya sa 5300 na may cable at air-con.. n n nmin kaialnga ang air-con at tv.. swimming ang pinunta nmin.. no need ; )

pagdating ayos ng gamit..

basta ng pag kain..

pahinga konti.. laboy n..

No more Gentleman

2007-05-10T09:56:00.000+08:00

im on my way to the office this morning

isang younster or teenager na masasabi ang sumakay kasabay ko.

naka formal ako kasi may forum kami sa shangri-la

meron naa isang nakasakay sa dulo kaya sa bangang gitna ako umupo..

ang hitag, makalas, walang kapangsanan, may kamay at lalake..

napbabaanot ng bayad saken..

ha????

lalake para magpaabot ng pabayad sa isang binibining tulad ko???

ang unang pumasok sa icip ko eh.. nasan na ang pag kagentlemen mo???

hindi ko sya pinancin..

tumingin ako sa ibang dereksyon at nag paypay..

napulitan syang umusog para mag abot ng kanyang bayad

grrrrrrr....

indi naman sa nag astang masungit ako pero...

ungetleman talaga..

sabi ko nga d bale kung muka akong basura ng umaga na to.. mega formal ako at lalake sya..

sa aking pagbaba..

paglingon ko sa aking dadaan hinarang nya ang paa nya... ????

aba.. kaya ko yan.. hinakbangan ko ang paa nya sabay sabi

"kalalake mong tao, magpapapabot ka ng bayad sken.... gago!!"

sa tingin ko eh tinaas pa nya ang paa nya dahil, sumayad ang ang tuhod ko sa paa nya..

I THEREFOR CONCLUDE "BAKLA SYA"
pag datign ko sa office dali-dali kong ikinuwento sa mga ka officemate ko..

at ang isang maganda ng kumento ay..

kasama na ng mga dinasour ang mga gentleman

how rude

at

napaka bakla

vacation galore

2007-05-09T20:00:00.000+08:00

after ng mahabang panahon ng init.

puerto galera na sa fri..

. .
U

next level na nga kami..hehehe

sana masaya at walng KJ

at safe symepre.. ;)

multiply

2007-05-09T19:50:00.000+08:00

English Movies You Should Never Translate to Tagalog

2007-05-09T12:16:00.000+08:00

1. black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin!
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the
exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging
dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish - talakitok
12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. four weddings and a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal,
mamamatay
ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click - isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay
sa bundok
19. the day of the dead - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. waterworld - basang-basa
21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month - ang sipsip
23. resident evil - ang biyenan
24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
27. never been kissed - pangit kasi
28. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
29. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
30. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
31. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
32. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
33. the lord of the rings - ang alahero

Uri ng manliligaw

2007-05-08T13:16:00.000+08:00

1. Mr. Gwapings
>> mayaman, gwapo, kilala, at higit
sa lahat may wheels. mataas ang
confidence nya
na hindi sya mababasted, kaya pag
nabasted..maapektuhan ng husto ang
kanyang
EGO. at teyk note, malas mo kung may
sour
grape attitude pa yan. pwede nyang
sabihing "sus
kala mo kung sinong maganda e
pinagtyatyagaan
ko lang naman sya! pwe!"

2. Mr. Quickie
>> ang type ng manliligaw na kada
magkikita kayo e wala nang alam na
sabihin
kundi "kelan mo ba ako sasagutin?" o
kaya "i love
you na, ako ba hindi mo pa lab?" kahit
na isang
linggo pa lang naman syang pumoporma.
kung
baga dinadaan nya sa pangungulit para
mabilis
ang pagsagot mo.

3. Mr. Everything
>> linya nya ang "sagutin mo lang
ako, ibibigay ko sayo lahat, lahat ng
magustuhan
mo. kahit ang pa buwan o kaya mundo." !
@#$ ka
na pag nagpauto ka. dahil pag sinagot
mo na yan,
makakalimutan na nya ang linyang yan.

4. Mr. Stalker
>> eto yung type ng manliligaw na
pag nagkahiwalay kayo e sisimulan ka
sa tanong
na "kumain ka na ba?" pagkasagot mo
susundan
pa nya ulit ng tanong "nsan ka
ngayon?" "sinong
kasama mo?" "anong ginagawa mo?" at
kung anu-
ano pa. basta tungkol sa daily
activities mo
kelangan malaman nya.

5. Mr. Take it or leave it
>> pag binasted mo ang
ganitong type ng manliligaw, asahan mo
bukas
may nililigawan na sya ulit. at heto
pa, hinding
hindi ka na nya papansinin. period.

6. Mr. Salesman
>> dadaanin ka sa matatamis na
salita. parang si Mr. Everything din
kaya lang sya
mas matindi mang-uto. yun bang
tipong.."ang
ganda ganda talaga ng mga mata mo.." o
kaya "ang kinis kinis mo" o kaya "ang
lambot ng
mga kamay mo" at iba pang pang-uuto
mapasagot
ka lang.

7. Mr. Good Dog
>> eto ang nakakatuwang
manliligaw. kase payag syang
magpaalipin. taga
bitbit ng bag mo o kahit ng mga
kaibigan mo. kahit
magmuka syang buntot sa tuwing may
gala kayo
ng mga barkada mo. napapakitang gilas
kung
baga. pero pag sinagot mo na, for sure
gaganti
yan.

8. Mr. Anonymous
>> motto nya ang "action speaks
louder than voice". wala kang kaalam-
alam,
nanliligaw na pala. kaya pala ang bait-
bait sayo. e
akala mo mabait lang talaga.

Sagala ng mga Bakla 2007

2007-05-07T16:15:00.000+08:00

Para sa kapistahan ng Sta Elena, marikina City

view all pictures

join na!!

2007-05-04T20:17:00.001+08:00

The Secret - to You

2007-05-04T19:03:00.000+08:00

The Secret to You..A Gift From The Secret Scrolls.

The Secret - 1st 20 mins

2007-05-04T18:35:00.000+08:00

The Secret: 1st 20 minutes

The Secret - Intro

2007-05-04T18:32:00.000+08:00

The Secret Riches Visualization Tool

if you go away

2007-05-04T17:34:00.000+08:00

if you go, you will take my heart
if you go, you will live me in the dark
if you go, my life will be lonely
and if you go, i will miss you badly

top 10 biggest brain damaging habits

2007-05-03T17:06:00.000+08:00

1. no breakfast
2. overeating
3. smoking
4. high sugar consumption
5. air pollution
6. sleep deprivation
7. head covered while sleeping
8. working your brain during illness
9. lacking in stimulating thoughts
10. talking rarely

HIDDEN MEANING OF PINOY EXPRESSIONS:

2007-05-03T15:53:00.000+08:00

mwah-i love u

wala lang-i miss u or love ktia,d mo
alam?

ok ka lang?-ano ka hilo?!

hay naku!-seryoso ako

ingat ka lagi-i care 4 u

musta na?-sinong love mo?

secret-ikaw->oo ikaw!

anong problem mo?-hurt naman ako..

kayo pa rin ba?-ako naman

chick boy ka pala e!-ang kapal mo!

grabe ha!-selos ako

saan?-sama ako!

s***!-tae! pinaganda lang

inaantok na ko-wala kang kwentang
kausap

may gagawn pa ako e-maghanap ka ng
kausap mo.

bakit naman?-alam mo namang kaw lang

nakakaaliw ka?-ang cute mo

ewan-oo

ganon?-kapal mo!

eh kse-nahihiya ako

talaga lang ha?-naku,bola!

basta-magtanong ka pa

busy ka?-kausapin mo naman ako

pwede ba?-mas cute naman ako sa kanya

may kasabay ka?-nood tayo ng sine&kain
sa labas

miss nahulog-anong number mo?

magwiwithdraw pa ko-pucha naman,kaw
muna!

may barya ka sa 100?-pautang muna,sa
sweldo na ktia babayaran

kawawa ka naman-buti nga...sabi ko
sayo e!

susunod ako-umalis ka na! ang kulit mo
e!

thank u sa gift ha-ang cheap mo naman!

aaay,d na namamansin..-ang gwapo/ganda
mo na ngyon..dati hindi e!

cge,kayo na lang kumain,may gagawin pa
ko e-libre nyo ko,ala na ko pera
pangkain e!

hindi naman- OO(manhid!)

uwi ka na?-wag muna,mamimiss na naman
kta e

may dumi ako sa mukha?-hoy! may dumi
ka sa mukha,punasan mo nga!

pwede tawag ka na lang ulit?-ikaw na
naman!?

ano gusto mong gift?-blow out naman
dyan

hehehehe!(w/ a fake tone)-ayan
tumatawa na ko ah! itigil mo na yang
kakornihan mo

kaw ah,d mo na ko tinetxt-ang kuripot
mo pla! yoko na sau!

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO

2007-05-03T15:33:00.001+08:00

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

*The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.*
If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked

**Try it out.**

*Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?*
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, You can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*

*Hidden Battery power.*
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

*How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?*
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #, A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Ten Commandments of Human Relations

2007-05-02T19:38:00.001+08:00

Ten Commandments of Human Relations

Speak to people. There is nothing so nice as a cheerful word of greeting.
Smile at people. It takes 72 muscles to frown, only 14 to smile.
Call people by name. The sweetest music to anyone’s ears is the sound of her/his own name.
Be friendly and helpful. If you want friends — you must be one.
Be cordial. Speak and act as if everything you do is a joy to you.
Be genuinely interested in people. You can like almost everybody if you try.
Be generous with praise and cautious with criticism.
Be considerate with the feelings of others. There are usually three sides to a controversy: yours, theirs, and the right side.
Be eager to lend a helping hand. Often it is appreciated more than you know.
Add to this a good sense of humor, a huge dose of patience and a dash of humility.

Sometimes we tend to be carried away with our own problems that we are forgetting the “OTHERS”…people who sorrounds you and the worst part is that we are not treating some of them rightfully as a person. I hope that we would recognize the beauty in everybody and not just those “favorite ones”.

12 Qualities of a Great Partner

2007-05-02T19:27:00.000+08:00

12 Qualities of a Great Partner

1. Happy disposition

-Look for a happy, optimistic person. Find someone who has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself/herself. True happiness springs from a content heart. Beware of the person who is only happy when you are around. You’re going to get tired of being responsible for another person’s happiness. You could end up feeling guilty when the person slips into bouts of depression. True happiness is a part of a person’s character, regardless of the circumstances.

2.Thoughtfulness

-How does your date treat his parents and yours? Chances are you’ll get treated very much the same way. Does he see things that need to be done and offer to help? Or does he put his own needs first? Does he open doors for you and wait to seat you at the table? Manners are important – and they seldom get better after marriage.

3. Not easily angered

-Temper out bursts can be the symptom of internal hostility. This hostility is often repressed during courtship as a person is trying hard to be on his best behavior. Take seriously any outbursts you observe, and check with others who have known this person in different situations to see if they have noticed this trait. The way a woman treats her younger brother may be an indication of how she will treat her husband. Be leery of the person who has not learned to express his anger in words and instead merely harbors angry feelings in his heart. Going silent and withdrawing from a loved one because of anger is unhealthy and damaging to a relationship. Be sure you date a person long enough to observe how easily he or she becomes angry and how these feelings are expressed. Ask yourself, “Is this what I want to live with for a lifetime?”

4. Willing to solve problems

-It’s almost impossible to solve relationship problems by yourself. Marry someone who will be honest enough to admit being wrong, who doesn’t have a habit of blaming others.

5. Purity

-Purity is not just an old fashioned virtue. It’s just safer to date someone who hasn’t played around. Pero don’t hold it against a person for past sexual involvement. You cannot always judge a person’s true purity by virginity alone. Mind purity is equally important. Is your date pure in his thoughts and speech, as well as behaviour? What jokes does he tell? What music does he listen to? What movies does he watch? What books or magazines does she read? Are they pure or suggestive? Mind pollution can lead to disrespect of the opposite sex.

6. Truthful

-Too ofen couples play games when they are becoming acquainted. Playing games in a relationship is a form of dishonesty. Marriage isn’t a game. It’s a serious lifetime commitment. Search your own feelings and share honestly during your courtship. Be you!

7. Accepts Responsibility

-Here are some questions that might detect irresponsibility: Does she see things that need to be done and do them? Does he volunteer to help? Does she get to places on time? Does he make lame excuses to get out of responsibilities? Does she take her talents seriously and work to improve her skills? Does he take care of his personal possessions?… Think about it. Just how responsible is the person you are dating?

8. Good Sense of Self Worth

-Often in a dating relationship, someone with a poor self-esteem may glean a sense of value from you. They become dependent on you to make them feel good. If you don’t want to live a lifetime having to tiptoe around a person’s fragile ego or having to hold yourself back for fear of how your spouse will react, then be careful not to get emotionally involvedwith someone who has a low sense of self-worth.

9. Accepts you just the way you are.

-True Love is unconditional love. The important question to ask is, “Do I love her/his faults?” Only when you can truly love the total person, including all the points and bad habits, can you accept your mate for who he is and not secretly wish you could change him/her.

10. Willing to grow.

- Good marriage grow together. They encourage each other to maximize their knowledge, skills and potential. Make sure the person you date seriously is the kind of person who is open to learning and will make changes when changes need to be made.

11. Affectionate.

- The ability to express love through words and actions is vital for an intimate love relationship. Look for tender words, acts and touches that are given naturally and “appropriately” throughout the day, and not just in private.

12. Relationship with God.

- It’s very important for a marriage partner to have a personal relationship with God. Look for someone who is spiritually sensitive and willing to follow God’s law. A spirit-filled life is one filled with love, joy, peace, patience, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness and temperance. A person who exhibits these traits is certainly easier to live with than someone who doesn’t. What about your date/ if you’re interested in a realChristian, make sure his faith is part of his life 24 hours a day.

2007-04-27T15:55:00.000+08:00

Gokusen season 2 OST
No More cry

chase those dark clouds away

2007-04-27T13:14:00.000+08:00

last night i slept with tears in my eyes
i burst into tears, of sorrow and dreams

i thought i have this sensible person,
that understand me perfectly
that can chase those dark clouds away

he is the most important man in my life,
next to my father and brothers

he mean so much to me,
that i want o see him as soon as possible.

this guy is so simple a replica of what i enjoy most,
musics, movies and color.

he made my day complete, he give me the sun
to walk and to smile without me knowing i did.

i know him from the past, and he is such a wonderful person,
he is someone you can walk with in the rain.

the only person i trust my feelings with
and the only person i let invade my private thoughts and heartaches.

but all of the sudden i dont know him
i can share my fellings with
i cant talk to
i cant love.

sundae

2007-04-25T13:58:00.000+08:00

pagkatapos ng ilang taon..

nicip ko sya at napangiti ako..

indi dahil s na mis ko sya..

or naalala ko sya..

narinig ko kasi sa commerciala ang commercial ng mcdo..

sundae..

sundae na madalas kong kainin s mcdo nun pag nag m- mcdo kami..

ewan ko b pero natuwa ako...

nalala ko ns SM Manila kami noon ng ng cr ako at pagbalik ko binili nya ako ng sundae..

mahilig ako s ice cream kaya natuwa tlg ako nun..

para akong bata na binigyan ng ice cream at makalumutan na lahat ng bagay sa mundo..

sinabi pa nya na pagmaykina kain tlg lalo na ice cream nakakalimutan na nya na may kasama sya..

as much as possible ayokong nag icipin sya..

ayoko ng malala pa ang relasyon nmin...

masyado akong nasaktan..

masakit..

halos wala na nga akong maalala na masaya nun magkasama pa kami ni ian.

kalako syan na..

that i wont ask for more for someone else..

masakit na pakiramdam ko naabuso ang pagkatao ko lalo na ang puso ko..

ngayon ko lng kasi na realized how much time and effort i spend with him

im really hurt to the point that i wish i never meet him..

that if only i could turn back time..

i wish i never talk to him and be friends with..

until not im living with that bad memories..

not that i told him not to call and not to have any communications with me..

naicip ko lng kanina, bket ako nabubuhay sa masama nyang ala-ala??

do i have to supper and live like this way..

iniicip ko tuloy kanina ano ba yun time na masaya ako with him..

but the only memory i have is the sundae scene..

i think i should think about that every time i will remember ian..

so it wont hurt anymore..

it wont bring back the worst time and all those moments i cry a river..

so it wont hurt anymore..

sundae scene..

Joke time

2007-04-23T15:33:00.000+08:00

Filipino Names converted to American Names
Dimitria Dagdag = Demi Moore

Rogelio Dagdag = Roger Moore
Emilio Salamat = Amillion Thanks
Leon Mangubat = Tiger Woods

Francisco Portero = Frank Porter
Bienvenido Jurado = Ben Hur
Juan Tampipi = John Samsonite
Victoria Malihim = Victoria Secret
Restituto Fruto = Tutti Frutti
Casimiro Bocaycay = Cashmere Bouquet
Veneracio de Asis = Venereal Disease
Alfonso de Asis = Alzheimer's Disease
Topacio Mamaril = Top Gun
Eliutario Ignacio = Electronic Ignition
Juanito Lakarin = Johnny Walker
Esteban Pagtakahan = Stevie Wonder
Burgos Reyes = Burger King
Ligaya Almundo = Joy Totheworld
Maria Navidad = Mary Christmas
Ligaya Anonuevo = Happy New Year
Federico Hagibis = Federal Express

name of chinese people born in the philippines
names of chinese people born in the philippines
1.born during the night- ANDY LIM
2.born blind- KENNETH SY
3.born being swindled- LINO CO
4.born while cooking- NILO TOH
5.born as the 10th child- SAM PO
6.born while being courted- LILY GAW
7.born fat- BOB UY
8.born without leg- KENT GO
9.born little- KATHY TING
10.born with a vast estate- LOT TE
11.born different- EVA YAN
12.born uniqe- ALIEN SIA
13.born while counterfeiting- FAYE KING
14.born on sunday- LING GO
15.born with picture- LARA WAN
16.born with sweet- KEN DY
17.born undefined- SAM TING
18.born while taking a bath- LILY GO
19.born while buying- BILL LI
20.born secretly- TINA GO

Pinoy Diksyunaryo
dedicated - pinatay ang pusa
deduct - ang pato
defeat - ang paa
defense - ang bakod
defer - ang balahibo
deflate - ang plato
defrag - ang palaka
delusion - e di maluwag
depends - (see defense)
deposit - ang gripo
depress - nagkasal sa persuading (see persuading)
detail - ang buntot
detest - ang eksamen
devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang v
devastation - dun sasakay ng bus
devote - ang boto
dilemna - Gabi na
effort - dun nagla-land yung efflane
forums - apat na kuwarto
it depends - kainin mo ang bakod
july - nagsinungaling ka ba?
melt - 'yun ang sinusuot sa mewang?
statue - ikaw ba 'yan?
protestant - tindahan ng prutas
predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa
thesis - sakit

Pinoy Diksyonaryo( iba naman to )

Abuloy --- bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang sakla.
Akala ---- alam na alam daw.
Aginaldo - inaasahan na makukuha sa araw ng Pasko na mas okay sana kung pera na lang.
Ama ------ pamilyadong gustong maging binata
Bakasyon - sandaliang pahinga sa trabahong hingal lang ang pahinga.
Bakit ---- tanong na laging mahirap masagot.
Bakya ---- tsinelas na may takong.
Baga ----- lutuan ng mga hindi makabili ng microwave.
Bagoong -- masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam.
Baldado -- hindi mamamatay-matay na mukhang hindi na mabubuhay.
Bale ----- suweldong inutang.
Binata ------ lalaking gustong maging ama
Biyenan ------ anay ng tahanan
Kaaway --- ikli ng 'kaibigan na Inayawan.'
Kababata - dating gelpren na may ibang boypren.
Kabag ---- dighay at utot na naghalo sa tiyan.
Kabayo --- hayop na sinasakyan Ng kalesa.
Kabit ------ asawang nakatira sa iba
Kalbo ---- gupit ng buhok na korteng itlog.
Dalaga --------- babaeng gustong maging ina.
Dalaginding - dalagang hindi pa nagsusuot ng bra.
Dighay ------- Utot na lumabas sa bunganga.
Dilim ---- liwanag na maitim.
E -------- ireng paseksi.
Gahasa --- romansang walang ligawan.
Ginang --- asawa ni ginoo na mukha nang tsimay.
Ginoo ---- asawa ni ginang na may inaasawang iba.
Gipit ---- kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan.
Ha ------- sagot ng nagbibingi-bingihan.
Halakhak - tawang bukang-buka ang ngala-ngala.
Handaan -- magdamagan na Palakihan ng tiyan.
Handog --- bigay na laging may kapalit.
Hipo ----- haplos na may malisya.
Hudas ---- tapat na manloloko.
Ibon ----- hayop na lumalangoy sa Hangin.
Imposible - pagtaas ng unano.
Ina -------- pamilyadang gustong maging dalaga.
Insulto --- walang hiyang biro.
Isda ------ hayop na hindi Nalulunod.
Itlog ------- pagkaing amoy utot
Ita ------- negrong Pinoy.
La -------- ikli ng 'lalalalala' sa kinakantang hindi maalala.
Lalawigan - syudad ng kahirapan.
Langaw ---- kulisap na bangung-bango sa amoy ng basura.
Ma -------- tawag sa gelpren na mukhang nanay na.
Malusog --- hitsura ng tumatabang balat.
Mama ------ tawag sa sosyal na ina.
Mano ------ kaugaliang Pinoy na nakapupudpod ng noo.... at bulsa.
Mantika --- katas ng piniritong taba.
Mayabang -------- abusadong tanga.
Maybahay -- dominanteng utusan sa bahay.
Nanay ---- Ilaw ng tahanan
Nakaw ----- hiram ng walang paalam
Naku ------ ikli ng 'nanay ko, nanay na ako.'
Nitso ----- bahay ng mga patay.
Nobya ----- gelpren na laking probinsya.
Ngalngal -- iyak ng walang ipen.
Ngisi ----- tawang tulo-laway.
Ngiti ----- tawang labas ipen.
Paa ------- bahagi ng katawan na amoy tuta.
Paaralan -- dito itinuturo kung ano, alin o sino ang mapipiling bobo.
Panata ---- dasal na nakatataba ng tuhod.
Regla ----- masungit na panahon ng pagkababae.
Sabon ----- mabangong bagay na ipinapahid sa mabahong katawan.
Sakristan - utusan ng pari.
Sampal ---- haplos na nakatitigas ng mukha.
Ta -------- ikli ng 'tita' o lalaking may bra.
Tamad ----- taong hindi napapagod sa pahinga.
Tatay ----- haligi ng tahanan
Utot-------- Dighay na lumabas sa puwit
Ulol -------- sobrang matalino
Wala ------- salitang tagalog na minana ng mga ingles.
Yaya -------- alaga ng ama ng inaalagaang bata.

Lubi-Lubi

2007-04-21T20:09:00.001+08:00

Bikol

Enero, Pebrero,
Marso, Abril, Mayo,
Hunyo, Hulyo, Agosto.
Septyembre, Oktubre,
Nobyembre, Disyembre,
Lubi Lubi.

Konwaray sin abaniko.
Patay na inin lawas ko.
Lawas ko, ay ay!
Madedesmayo
San balhas na desmayado konwado.

English Translation

January, February,
March, April, May
June, July, August.
September, October
November, December,
Coconut, Coconut.

If I don't have a fan
My body will die.
My body, oh oh!
I will faint
Because of too much perspiration.

Si Pilemon

2007-04-21T20:07:00.001+08:00

Cebuano

Si Pilemon, Si Pilemon namasol sa kadagatan
Nakakuha, nakakuha ug isda'ng tambasakan
Guibaligya, Guibaligya sa merkado'ng guba
Ang halin puros kura, ang halin puros kura igo ra i panuba.

Ilonggo

Si Filemon, Si Filemon namasol sa karagatan
Nakadakop, Nakadakop, sang isda nga tambasakan,
Guinbaligya, guinbaligya sa tindahan nga guba
Ang iya nakuha, ang iya nakuha guin bakal sang tuba

English Translation

Filemon, Filemon went fishing in the sea
He caught, he caught a tambasakan
He sold it, he sold it in the dilipated market
He earned a little cash, he earned a little cash, just enough to buy tuba.

tambasakan: a small type of fish, which jumps in the mud at low tide.
tuba: an alcoholic drink, made from juice tapped from coconut flowers.

Filipino Food

2007-04-21T17:18:00.000+08:00

Adobo: pork or chicken marinated in garlic, soy sauce and vinegar
Afritada: pork stew with green peppers, onions, tomatoes, and potatoes
Arroz Caldo: rice porridge with chicken
Bagoong: fermented paste made from small fish, sometimes from shrimp
Kaldereta: goat stew
Kare-kare: ox tail stew with banana blossoms cooked in a peanut sauce
Kilawin: raw fish
Daing: dried fish
Dinengdeng: boiled vegetables with bagoong
Dinuguan: blood pudding with internal organs
Embutido: porkloaf sausage
Escabeche: sweet and sour fish dish
Estofado: beef stew with beans, carrots and tomatoes
Ginataan: cooked with gata (coconut milk)
Inihaw: barbecued
Laing: taro leaves cooked in gata
Longaniza: sweet and sour pork sausage
Lumpia: spring roll
Mechado: beef and onions cooked with tomato sauce
Menudo: ox tail stew with chickpeas
Paksiw: stew of fish marinated in vinegar
Pansit: noodles
Pinakbet: vegetable dish cooked with bagoong
Pochero: chicken and pork stew with bananas and vegetables
Relyenong bangus: stuffed milkfish
Sinaing: boiled rice
Sinangag: fried rice
Sinigang: sour stew
Tapa: seasoned dried meat
Tinola: chicken stew with papaya
Tokwa: tofu
Torta: omelet
Ukoy: fried shrimp cakes

now i know!! whats the diff. bet mechado ang afritada ;)

Salubong 2007

2007-04-21T16:03:00.000+08:00

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panigang

2007-04-20T16:04:00.000+08:00

paningang

new friends in angono.com.ph

lea, me, ang makabayan, lian
vic, helen, milet, wencel
(pic at ang makabayan house)

hanapin ang tila naiibang anyo ; )

sample 2

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2007-04-20T15:18:00.000+08:00

Ashka itaktak mo dance

2007-04-18T14:30:00.001+08:00

Kiangan Training Pics

2007-04-18T14:28:00.000+08:00

multiply

2007-04-18T14:14:00.000+08:00

http://joanniebhu.multiply.com/

New template

2007-04-17T18:27:00.000+08:00

nagbago n naman po ako ng template..

may 3rd layout..

There's something about Mary - Buttercup Karaoke :)

2007-04-03T20:03:00.000+08:00

There's something about Mary - Buttercup Karaoke

How to French Kiss

2007-04-03T20:00:00.000+08:00

How to French Kiss

1. Set the scene. Make sure that the mood and
time are right.

2. Relax! Take a deep breath and let go of any
tension in your neck and shoulders.

3. Put your arms around the person you want to
kiss.

4. Start off with a normal kiss, not too firm, not
too aggressive. Closing your eyes is optional.

5. In mid kiss, gently open your mouth and softly
nudge the other persons mouth open using your
tongue.

6. Again, not too aggressively, move your tongue
inside the other persons mouth and playfully touch
their tounge.

7. Read the other persons body language, if they
seem tense or start to pull away, stop what you
are doing.

8. If they open their mouth more or otherwise
indicate they like the kiss, keep on doing what you
have been only with a little more passion.

9. As the kissing gets going saliva build up can
be a problem, don't forget to swallow.

10. Make sure you keep your tongues relaxed
but your lips tight (saliva again), you don't want the
kiss to turn messy.

Tips:
Don't forget to breathe.
Since French Kissing is "wetter" than other kinds
of kissing it is a good idea to start with dry lips,
don't lick them first.
If one of you have braces you can still French
Kiss, you just have to be more careful and not as
forceful when things get passionate.
If both of you wear braces you can still French
Kiss, you just have to be very gentle and avoid
touching teeth.
French Kissing takes practice, but at least it is fun
to practice this one!

bc

2007-03-18T19:15:00.000+08:00

bc lang ako ngayon may training kami s Kiangan, Ifugao..

March 20-24

10 hours ang byahe

malamig

mag t-tour ako s buong Kiangan, Ikugao ^_^

Beautiful Liar

2007-03-12T13:48:00.000+08:00

Beautiful Liar

ang astig na bewang ni Shakira + ang matinding butt shaking beyonce = body like bump bump bump

If anyone should hurt you

2007-03-02T16:07:00.000+08:00

If anyone should hurt you
And say a thing unkind,
Remember what I tell you,
And keep these things in mind.

For every one who makes you cry,
There are three who make you smile,
And a smile will last a long, long time,
But a tear just a little while!

If someone says a thing that's cruel,
Don't let it get to you,
There's so much good about you,
And your faults are very few.

So if a certain someone
Should act a certain way,
Just think of those who love you
And don't let it ruin your day.

Don't let someone who hates the world
Cause you to hate it too,
For behind the clouds is a golden sun,
And a sky that's bright and blue!

Cupid And Psyche

2007-03-02T15:48:00.000+08:00

The Love Story of Cupid and Psyche
by: Lucius Apuleius

A certain king and queen had three daughters. The charms of the two elder were more than common, but the beauty of the youngest was so wonderful that the poverty of language is unable to express its due praise. The fame of her beauty was so great that strangers from neighboring countries came in crowds to enjoy the sight, and looked on her with amazement, paying her that homage which is due only to Venus herself. In fact Venus found her altars deserted, while men turned their devotion to this young virgin. As she passed along, the people sang her praises, and strewed her way with chaplets and flowers.

This homage to the exaltation of a mortal gave great offense to the real Venus. Shaking her ambrosial locks with indignation, she exclaimed, "Am I then to be eclipsed in my honors by a mortal girl? In vain then did that royal shepherd, whose judgment was approved by Jove himself, give me the palm of beauty over my illustrious rivals, Pallas and Juno. But she shall not so quietly usurp my honors. I will give her cause to repent of so unlawful a beauty."

Thereupon she calls her winged son Cupid, mischievous enough in his own nature, and rouses and provokes him yet more by her complaints. She points out Psyche to him and says, "My dear son, punish that contumacious beauty; give your mother a revenge as sweet as her injuries are great; infuse into the bosom of that haughty girl a passion for some low, mean, unworthy being, so that she may reap a mortification as great as her present exultation and triumph."

Cupid prepared to obey the commands of his mother. There are two fountains in Venus's garden, one of sweet waters, the other of bitter. Cupid filled two amber vases, one from each fountain, and suspending them from the top of his quiver, hastened to the chamber of Psyche, whom he found asleep. He shed a few drops from the bitter fountain over her lips, though the sight of her almost moved him to pity; then touched her side with the point of his arrow. At the touch she awoke, and opened eyes upon Cupid (himself invisible), which so startled him that in his confusion he wounded himself with his own arrow. Heedless of his wound, his whole thought now was to repair the mischief he had done, and he poured the balmy drops of joy over all her silken ringlets.

Psyche, henceforth frowned upon by Venus, derived no benefit from all her charms. True, all eyes were cast eagerly upon her, and every mouth spoke her praises; but neither king, royal youth, nor plebeian presented himself to demand her in marriage. Her two elder sisters of moderate charms had now long been married to two royal princes; but Psyche, in her lonely apartment, deplored her solitude, sick of that beauty which, while it procured abundance of flattery, had failed to awaken love.

Her parents, afraid that they had unwittingly incurred the anger of the gods, consulted the oracle of Apollo, and received this answer, "The virgin is destined for the bride of no mortal lover. Her future husband awaits her on the top of the mountain. He is a monster whom neither gods nor men can resist."

This dreadful decree of the oracle filled all the people with dismay, and her parents abandoned themselves to grief. But Psyche said, "Why, my dear parents, do you now lament me? You should rather have grieved when the people showered upon me undeserved honors, and with one voice called me a Venus. I now perceive that I am a victim to that name. I submit. Lead me to that rock to which my unhappy fate has destined me."

Accordingly, all things being prepared, the royal maid took her place in the procession, which more resembled a funeral than a nuptial pomp, and with her parents, amid the lamentations of the people, ascended the mountain, on the summit of which they left her alone, and with sorrowful hearts returned home.

While Psyche stood on the ridge of the mountain, panting with fear and with eyes full of tears, the gentle Zephyr raised her from the earth and bore her with an easy motion into a flowery dale. By degrees her mind became composed, and she laid herself down on the grassy bank to sleep.

When she awoke refreshed with sleep, she looked round and beheld near a pleasant grove of tall and stately trees. She entered it, and in the midst discovered a fountain, sending forth clear and crystal waters, and fast by, a magnificent palace whose august front impressed the spectator that it was not the work of mortal hands, but the happy retreat of some god. Drawn by admiration and wonder, she approached the building and ventured to enter.

Every object she met filled her with pleasure and amazement. Golden pillars supported the vaulted roof, and the walls were enriched with carvings and paintings representing beasts of the chase and rural scenes, adapted to delight the eye of the beholder. Proceeding onward, she perceived that besides the apartments of state there were others filled with all manner of treasures, and beautiful and precious productions of nature and art.

While her eyes were thus occupied, a voice addressed her, though she saw no one, uttering these words, "Sovereign lady, all that you see is yours. We whose voices you hear are your servants and shall obey all your commands with our utmost care and diligence. Retire, therefore, to your chamber and repose on your bed of down, and when you see fit, repair to the bath. Supper awaits you in the adjoining alcove when it pleases you to take your seat there."

Psyche gave ear to the admonitions of her vocal attendants, and after repose and the refreshment of the bath, seated herself in the alcove, where a table immediately presented itself, without any visible aid from waiters or servants, and covered with the greatest delicacies of food and the most nectareous wines. Her ears too were feasted with music from invisible performers; of whom one sang, another played on the lute, and all closed in the wonderful harmony of a full chorus.

She had not yet seen her destined husband. He came only in the hours of darkness and fled before the dawn of morning, but his accents were full of love, and inspired a like passion in her. She often begged him to stay and let her behold him, but he would not consent. On the contrary he charged her to make no attempt to see him, for it was his pleasure, for the best of reasons, to keep concealed.

"Why should you wish to behold me?" he said. "Have you any doubt of my love? Have you any wish ungratified? If you saw me, perhaps you would fear me, perhaps adore me, but all I ask of you is to love me. I would rather you would love me as an equal than adore me as a god."

This reasoning somewhat quieted Psyche for a time, and while the novelty lasted she felt quite happy. But at length the thought of her parents, left in ignorance of her fate, and of her sisters, precluded from sharing with her the delights of her situation, preyed on her mind and made her begin to feel her palace as but a splendid prison. When her husband came one night, she told him her distress, and at last drew from him an unwilling consent that her sisters should be brought to see her.

So, calling Zephyr, she acquainted him with her husband's commands, and he, promptly obedient, soon brought them across the mountain down to their sister's valley. They embraced her and she returned their caresses.

"Come," said Psyche, "enter with me my house and refresh yourselves with whatever your sister has to offer."

Then taking their hands she led them into her golden palace, and committed them to the care of her numerous train of attendant voices, to refresh them in her baths and at her table, and to show them all her treasures. The view of these celestial delights caused envy to enter their bosoms, at seeing their young sister possessed of such state and splendor, so much exceeding their own.

They asked her numberless questions, among others what sort of a person her husband was. Psyche replied that he was a beautiful youth, who generally spent the daytime in hunting upon the mountains.

The sisters, not satisfied with this reply, soon made her confess that she had never seen him. Then they proceeded to fill her bosom with dark suspicions. "Call to mind," they said, "the Pythian oracle that declared you destined to marry a direful and tremendous monster. The inhabitants of this valley say that your husband is a terrible and monstrous serpent, who nourishes you for a while with dainties that he may by and by devour you. Take our advice. Provide yourself with a lamp and a sharp knife; put them in concealment that your husband may not discover them, and when he is sound asleep, slip out of bed, bring forth your lamp, and see for yourself whether what they say is true or not. If it is, hesitate not to cut off the monster's head, and thereby recover your liberty."

Psyche resisted these persuasions as well as she could, but they did not fail to have their effect on her mind, and when her sisters were gone, their words and her own curiosity were too strong for her to resist. So she prepared her lamp and a sharp knife, and hid them out of sight of her husband. When he had fallen into his first sleep, she silently rose and uncovering her lamp beheld not a hideous monster, but the most beautiful and charming of the gods, with his golden ringlets wandering over his snowy neck and crimson cheek, with two dewy wings on his shoulders, whiter than snow, and with shining feathers like the tender blossoms of spring.

As she leaned the lamp over to have a better view of his face, a drop of burning oil fell on the shoulder of the god. Startled, he opened his eyes and fixed them upon her. Then, without saying a word, he spread his white wings and flew out of the window. Psyche, in vain endeavoring to follow him, fell from the window to the ground.

Cupid, beholding her as she lay in the dust, stopped his flight for an instant and said, "Oh foolish Psyche, is it thus you repay my love? After I disobeyed my mother's commands and made you my wife, will you think me a monster and cut off my head? But go; return to your sisters, whose advice you seem to think preferable to mine. I inflict no other punishment on you than to leave you for ever. Love cannot dwell with suspicion." So saying, he fled away, leaving poor Psyche prostrate on the ground, filling the place with mournful lamentations.

When she had recovered some degree of composure she looked around her, but the palace and gardens had vanished, and she found herself in the open field not far from the city where her sisters dwelt. She repaired thither and told them the whole story of her misfortunes, at which, pretending to grieve, those spiteful creatures inwardly rejoiced.

"For now," said they, "he will perhaps choose one of us." With this idea, without saying a word of her intentions, each of them rose early the next morning and ascended the mountain, and having reached the top, called upon Zephyr to receive her and bear her to his lord; then leaping up, and not being sustained by Zephyr, fell down the precipice and was dashed to pieces.

Psyche meanwhile wandered day and night, without food or repose, in search of her husband. Casting her eyes on a lofty mountain having on its brow a magnificent temple, she sighed and said to herself, "Perhaps my love, my lord, inhabits there," and directed her steps thither.

She had no sooner entered than she saw heaps of corn, some in loose ears and some in sheaves, with mingled ears of barley. Scattered about, lay sickles and rakes, and all the instruments of harvest, without order, as if thrown carelessly out of the weary reapers' hands in the sultry hours of the day.

This unseemly confusion the pious Psyche put an end to, by separating and sorting everything to its proper place and kind, believing that she ought to neglect none of the gods, but endeavor by her piety to engage them all in her behalf. The holy Ceres, whose temple it was, finding her so religiously employed, thus spoke to her, "Oh Psyche, truly worthy of our pity, though I cannot shield you from the frowns of Venus, yet I can teach you how best to allay her displeasure. Go, then, and voluntarily surrender yourself to your lady and sovereign, and try by modesty and submission to win her forgiveness, and perhaps her favor will restore you the husband you have lost."

Psyche obeyed the commands of Ceres and took her way to the temple of Venus, endeavoring to fortify her mind and ruminating on what she should say and how best propitiate the angry goddess, feeling that the issue was doubtful and perhaps fatal.

Venus received her with angry countenance. "Most undutiful and faithless of servants," said she, "do you at last remember that you really have a mistress? Or have you rather come to see your sick husband, yet laid up of the wound given him by his loving wife? You are so ill favored and disagreeable that the only way you can merit your lover must be by dint of industry and diligence. I will make trial of your housewifery." Then she ordered Psyche to be led to the storehouse of her temple, where was laid up a great quantity of wheat, barley, millet, vetches, beans, and lentils prepared for food for her pigeons, and said, "Take and separate all these grains, putting all of the same kind in a parcel by themselves, and see that you get it done before evening." Then Venus departed and left her to her task.

But Psyche, in a perfect consternation at the enormous work, sat stupid and silent, without moving a finger to the inextricable heap.

While she sat despairing, Cupid stirred up the little ant, a native of the fields, to take compassion on her. The leader of the anthill, followed by whole hosts of his six-legged subjects, approached the heap, and with the utmost diligence taking grain by grain, they separated the pile, sorting each kind to its parcel; and when it was all done, they vanished out of sight in a moment.

Venus at the approach of twilight returned from the banquet of the gods, breathing odors and crowned with roses. Seeing the task done, she exclaimed, "This is no work of yours, wicked one, but his, whom to your own and his misfortune you have enticed." So saying, she threw her a piece of black bread for her supper and went away.

Next morning Venus ordered Psyche to be called and said to her, "Behold yonder grove which stretches along the margin of the water. There you will find sheep feeding without a shepherd, with golden-shining fleeces on their backs. Go, fetch me a sample of that precious wool gathered from every one of their fleeces."

Psyche obediently went to the riverside, prepared to do her best to execute the command. But the river god inspired the reeds with harmonious murmurs, which seemed to say, "Oh maiden, severely tried, tempt not the dangerous flood, nor venture among the formidable rams on the other side, for as long as they are under the influence of the rising sun, they burn with a cruel rage to destroy mortals with their sharp horns or rude teeth. But when the noontide sun has driven the cattle to the shade, and the serene spirit of the flood has lulled them to rest, you may then cross in safety, and you will find the woolly gold sticking to the bushes and the trunks of the trees."

Thus the compassionate river god gave Psyche instructions how to accomplish her task, and by observing his directions she soon returned to Venus with her arms full of the golden fleece; but she received not the approbation of her implacable mistress, who said, "I know very well it is by none of your own doings that you have succeeded in this task, and I am not satisfied yet that you have any capacity to make yourself useful. But I have another task for you. Here, take this box and go your way to the infernal shades, and give this box to Proserpine and say, 'My mistress Venus desires you to send her a little of your beauty, for in tending her sick son she has lost some of her own.' Be not too long on your errand, for I must paint myself with it to appear at the circle of the gods and goddesses this evening."

Psyche was now satisfied that her destruction was at hand, being obliged to go with her own feet directly down to Erebus. Wherefore, to make no delay of what was not to be avoided, she goes to the top of a high tower to precipitate herself headlong, thus to descend the shortest way to the shades below. But a voice from the tower said to her, "Why, poor unlucky girl, do you design to put an end to your days in so dreadful a manner? And what cowardice makes you sink under this last danger who have been so miraculously supported in all your former?" Then the voice told her how by a certain cave she might reach the realms of Pluto, and how to avoid all the dangers of the road, to pass by Cerberus, the three-headed dog, and prevail on Charon, the ferryman, to take her across the black river and bring her back again. But the voice added, "When Proserpine has given you the box filled with her beauty, of all things this is chiefly to be observed by you, that you never once open or look into the box nor allow your curiosity to pry into the treasure of the beauty of the goddesses."

Psyche, encouraged by this advice, obeyed it in all things, and taking heed to her ways traveled safely to the kingdom of Pluto. She was admitted to the palace of Proserpine, and without accepting the delicate seat or delicious banquet that was offered her, but contented with coarse bread for her food, she delivered her message from Venus. Presently the box was returned to her, shut and filled with the precious commodity. Then she returned the way she came, and glad was she to come out once more into the light of day.

But having got so far successfully through her dangerous task a longing desire seized her to examine the contents of the box. "What," said she, "shall I, the carrier of this divine beauty, not take the least bit to put on my cheeks to appear to more advantage in the eyes of my beloved husband!" So she carefully opened the box, but found nothing there of any beauty at all, but an infernal and truly Stygian sleep, which being thus set free from its prison, took possession of her, and she fell down in the midst of the road, a sleepy corpse without sense or motion.

But Cupid, being now recovered from his wound, and not able longer to bear the absence of his beloved Psyche, slipping through the smallest crack of the window of his chamber which happened to be left open, flew to the spot where Psyche lay, and gathering up the sleep from her body closed it again in the box, and waked Psyche with a light touch of one of his arrows. "Again," said he, "have you almost perished by the same curiosity. But now perform exactly the task imposed on you by my mother, and I will take care of the rest."

Then Cupid, as swift as lightning penetrating the heights of heaven, presented himself before Jupiter with his supplication. Jupiter lent a favoring ear, and pleaded the cause of the lovers so earnestly with Venus that he won her consent. On this he sent Mercury to bring Psyche up to the heavenly assembly, and when she arrived, handing her a cup of ambrosia, he said, "Drink this, Psyche, and be immortal; nor shall Cupid ever break away from the knot in which he is tied, but these nuptials shall be perpetual."

Thus Psyche became at last united to Cupid, and in due time they had a daughter born to them whose name was Pleasure.

if missing you

2007-03-02T15:11:00.000+08:00

IF MISSING YOU COULD BLACKEN STARS,
THERE'D BE NO MIDNIGHT SHOW.

IF MISSING YOU COULD MAKE IT RAIN,
THE SEAS WOULD OVERFLOW.

IF MISSING YOU COULD MAKE IT HOT,
THERE'D BE DESERTS ALL AROUND.

IF MISSING YOU COULD SILENCE NOISE,
THE EARTH WOULD HAVE NO SOUND.

AND SO I GO NOW DREAMING OF
WHEN I'M HOLDING AND KISSING YOU.

FOR ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH IT HURTS
WHEN, MY LOVE, I'M MISSING YOU.

from Ljay..

"The Notebook"

2007-02-28T15:46:00.000+08:00

"The Notebook"
movie quotes

Duke (in voice-over narration): "I am no one special, just a common man with common thoughts. I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me, and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect, I've succeeded as gloriously as anyone who ever lived. I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and for me, that has always been enough."

Duke (reading): "Southern summers are indifferent to the trials of young love. Armed with warnings and doubts, Noah and Allie gave a remarkably convincing portrayal of a boy and a girl traveling down a very long road with no regard for the consequences."

Noah's father (to Allie): "Come on up here, darlin'. We could use a little sump'm around here besides the smell of lumber."

Duke (reading): "It was an improbable romance. He was a country boy. She was from the city. She had the world at her feet, while he didn't have two dimes to rub together."

Noah (to Allie): "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."

Allie's father (delivering the punch line to a joke): "Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whores." [laughter]

Allie (to Noah, as they prepare to make love for the first time): "You're gonna have to talk me through this."

Allie's father (to Allie, about Noah): "He's not suitable for you, baby."

Duke (reading): "Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: They are shooting stars-a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone."

Duke (reading): "Allie was surprised how quickly she fell in love with Lon Hammond. He was handsome, smart, funny, sophisticated, and charming. He also came from old Southern money and was fabulously wealthy."

Duke (reading, about Noah): "He got the notion into his head that if he restored the old house where they had come that night, Allie would find a way to come back to him. Some called it a labor of love. Others called it something else. But in fact, Noah had gone a little mad."

Allie's mother (about Allie's upcoming wedding): "This is gonna be a celebration the likes of which this town's never seen!"

Headline in Charleston newspaper: "OLD SEABROOK HOME FULLY RESTORED"

Allie's fiancé (to Allie): "Should I be worried?"

Dr. Barnwell (to Duke): "Senile dementia is irreversible. It's degenerative. After a certain point, its victims don't come back."

Duke (reading, about Noah): "She had come back into his life like a sudden flame, blazing and streaming into his heart. Noah stayed up all night contemplating the certain agony he knew would be his if he were to lose her twice."

Duke (to his adult children): "Look, guys. That's my sweetheart in there. I'm not leaving her. This is my home now. Your mother is my home."

Allie (happily, after making love with Noah following a seven-year separation): "You gotta be kiddin' me. All this time, that's what I been missin'?"

Allie's mother (about her sweetheart of 25 years ago, now a laborer shoveling gravel): "Sometimes when I'm in the area, I just stop here and I watch him, trying to picture how different my life might have been." [she cries]

Noah (to Allie): "I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day."

Excerpt from a letter from Noah to Allie: "The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you've given me. That's what I'd hoped to give you forever."

Allie's fiancé (to Allie, about Noah): "The way I see it, I got three choices. One, I can shoot him. Two, I can kick the crap out of him. Or three, I leave you. Well, all that's no good. You see, 'cause none of those options get me you."

Duke (to older Allie): "I think our love can do anything we want it to.

summer is here

2007-02-28T15:40:00.000+08:00

summer is here

I spent to much time

2007-02-24T14:33:00.000+08:00

I spent to much time

ang haba ng list ko ng gagawin.
ilang bilin pa ang iniwan ng bossing ko bago sya umalis pa puntang india para sa isang seminar..
medyo maluwag lng ang trabaho dahil walang rush pero kung minsan may sundot pa na e-mail to-do ang bossing ko..

gising ng 8.30 bangon ng 9am
ligo, bihis hanggang 10am
alis ng 10.15
minsan sa pa nga bahay na ako kumakain aalis ako ng 11am
office ng 11 or 12 nn hanggang one to sawa hanngang may tao pa hanggang matapos ko na ung ginagawa ko..
8... 9... 10.. minsan pa nga 11 past pa nasa office na rin ako.. uuwi
matutulog ng 12am

ganito ang araw-araw kong gawain.. minsan pati linggo at kung nakadaming ginagawa pati linggo.

pag hahanapin mo ko ang sasagot ko lagi..
"may pasok ako"
"nand2 ako sa office"
madami akong ginagawa"
"di ko alam kung wat time me makakauwi"
"may OT ako, nest time n lang"

ayon sa aking "x-bf" na ngayon ay masaya na sa kanyang lovelife (pa-guusap sa YM):

joann ( 12:55:57 PM): musta?

x-bf ( 12:55:59 PM):

x-bf ( 12:56:03 PM): k lang

x-bf ( 12:56:06 PM): kaw?

x-bf ( 12:56:11 PM): musta work mo?

joann ( 12:56:12 PM): oks

x-bf ( 12:56:25 PM): anu na balita syo?

joann ( 12:56:27 PM): madaming trabaho ngayon..hehe pasahan ng report eh

joann ( 12:56:40 PM): ah.. ma braces n ako...hehehe

x-bf ( 12:56:43 PM): bukod sa may braces ka nahehhhehe

joann ( 12:56:46 PM): kaw? san kn work??

x-bf ( 12:57:06 PM): athena e-services

joann ( 12:57:18 PM): cal center?

x-bf ( 12:57:23 PM): nope,

x-bf ( 12:57:43 PM): mejo similar lang kaso di naman kami nakikipag usap sa phone

x-bf ( 12:57:54 PM): thru email lang

joann ( 12:58:06 PM): ah matagal kn dyan?

x-bf ( 12:58:25 PM): di naman kakastart ko lang last month

x-bf ( 12:58:55 PM): pero may plan pa rin ako mag abroad

x-bf ( 12:59:00 PM): mag aaral lang muna ako

joann ( 12:59:07 PM): oh san k naman pupunta?

x-bf ( 12:59:24 PM): mga bandang middle east

x-bf ( 12:59:33 PM): kahit anung lugar dun

x-bf ( 12:59:41 PM): basta makaalis lang d2 sa pinas

x-bf ( 12:59:55 PM): wag lang cguro sa iraq

x-bf ( 12:59:57 PM): hehehehehe

joann ( 12:59:57 PM): hehe cge suportahan taka..

x-bf ( 1:00:05 PM): hehheehhe

x-bf ( 1:00:06 PM): tnx

x-bf ( 1:00:32 PM): eh ikaw anu na growth jan sa work mo?mukhang enjoy ka n ajan ha?

joann ( 1:00:54 PM): ako d2 lng sa office p punta2x lng s kung san2x..hehehe

x-bf ( 1:01:24 PM): ang sarap ng work mo ha

joann ( 1:01:31 PM): promoted n ako facilitator na ako.hihihi kasama na ako sa mga provincial meetings n seminars..hehehe

x-bf ( 1:01:54 PM): nung minsan cnamahan ko c kuya richard dun kina janet

x-bf ( 1:02:06 PM): wow ang sarap nga nun

x-bf ( 1:02:17 PM): e d satisfied ka na jan sa income mo?

x-bf ( 1:02:21 PM): hehhehe

joann ( 1:02:23 PM): nk 4 n province n rin ako na dis 2004

x-bf ( 1:02:40 PM): enough to support ur brother na nag aaral?

joann ( 1:02:45 PM): ah.. ok naman s income.. nadadagdagan n rin ng benifits

x-bf ( 1:03:00 PM): ah good

joann ( 1:03:24 PM): ok lng din naman yun sa kapatid ko scholar sya.. salamat naman at 40% n lng ng tuition ang binabayaran ko..

x-bf ( 1:03:39 PM): ah ok na rin pala

x-bf ( 1:03:50 PM): so may room ka na sarili sa marikina?

joann ( 1:04:21 PM): ah ganun p rin magkasama p rin kmi ng bro s room..hehehe

x-bf ( 1:04:35 PM): pero di na ba tulad ng dati?

x-bf ( 1:04:52 PM): d ba dati wala ka privacy?

joann ( 1:05:13 PM): indi n may privacy kami kc naayos n yun room namin..

x-bf ( 1:05:27 PM): ah good

joann ( 1:05:33 PM): musta naman s inyo?

x-bf ( 1:05:39 PM): at least may development

x-bf ( 1:05:44 PM): ok naman

x-bf ( 1:05:53 PM): baka lipat na kami

joann ( 1:05:56 PM): yap.. dapatmeron lagi..hehehe kahit paunti unti

x-bf ( 1:06:06 PM): hanap kami ng haus

joann ( 1:06:13 PM): baket kayo lilipat..

x-bf ( 1:06:21 PM): balak kasi ng tita ko bumili para sa amin

x-bf ( 1:06:34 PM): tpos ate ko paalis na

joann ( 1:07:06 PM): ah within the area parin pa kayo kung sakali?? sa punta ate mo.. si ate cokie? tama ba?

x-bf ( 1:07:14 PM): we rent lang kaya gusto ng tita ko pag uwi nila ulit d2 eh may haus na clang matutuluyan

x-bf ( 1:07:30 PM): nope ung panganay namin c jean

joann ( 1:07:40 PM): ah...

x-bf ( 1:07:47 PM): ewan ko lang kung w/in the area pa rin

x-bf ( 1:07:58 PM): ako mas prefer ko sa ibang lugar na

x-bf ( 1:08:10 PM): masyado na crowded ang qc

joann ( 1:08:40 PM): ah.. para maiba rin? try nyo sa marikina..

x-bf ( 1:09:02 PM): c cuki nga taga run eh papahanap nga kami dun banda

x-bf ( 1:09:07 PM): kahit sa sss

joann ( 1:09:22 PM): ah ok din naman s SSS

joann ( 1:09:42 PM): musta naman lovelife mo???

x-bf ( 1:09:49 PM): ok naman

x-bf ( 1:09:54 PM): ikaw ba?

joann ( 1:10:04 PM): ok lng din..

x-bf ( 1:10:16 PM): naks that means may bf ka na?

x-bf ( 1:10:22 PM): hehehehehe

x-bf ( 1:10:27 PM):

joann ( 1:10:29 PM): wl pero lk lng..heheheheh

x-bf ( 1:11:08 PM): ooowwwsss??/sa ganda mong yan?

x-bf ( 1:11:23 PM): wala ka pa bf?

joann ( 1:11:24 PM): hahahaha alam kong maganda ako...waaaa kapal

x-bf ( 1:11:32 PM): hehehehe

x-bf ( 1:11:42 PM): totoo nman eh

joann ( 1:12:13 PM): tinatamad na ako s lokohan kaya ayoko ng kahit sino n lng..naks

joann ( 1:12:16 PM):

x-bf ( 1:12:29 PM): hmm....

x-bf ( 1:12:44 PM): so niloko mo lang pala ako??

x-bf ( 1:12:50 PM):

joann ( 1:12:53 PM): uy hindi ah...ang labo mo..

joann ( 1:13:21 PM): nito ko lng naisip yun ne ny resolution..hahahahaha

joann ( 1:13:33 PM): *new year

x-bf ( 1:14:09 PM): ganun??

joann ( 1:14:48 PM): im not getting any younger n sexier.. kaya i have no tym to play around..waaa

x-bf ( 1:15:06 PM): naakksss!!!

x-bf ( 1:15:17 PM): pero di mo cnagot ung tanung ko?

x-bf ( 1:15:22 PM): niloko mo lang ako?

joann ( 1:15:34 PM): indi kita niloko..

x-bf ( 1:15:47 PM): hmm...ok sabi mo eh

joann ( 1:16:03 PM): bket mo naman nasabing niloko kita??

x-bf ( 1:16:16 PM): wala naisip ko lang

x-bf ( 1:16:29 PM): kasi sbi mo ayaw mo na ng lokohan

joann ( 1:16:29 PM): naisip mo lng..

joann ( 1:16:40 PM): hmmm

x-bf ( 1:16:42 PM): so thst means nung tyo eh niloko mo ako

x-bf ( 1:17:15 PM): anyway tapos naman na un eh

joann ( 1:17:17 PM): ewan ko s u..

x-bf ( 1:17:20 PM): accept ko na un

joann ( 1:17:26 PM):

joann ( 1:17:35 PM): ano kb??

x-bf ( 1:17:51 PM): wish ko lang syo eh makahanap ka n ng seseryosin mo

x-bf ( 1:17:53 PM): hehehehehhe

joann ( 1:18:06 PM): amen

joann ( 1:18:19 PM):

x-bf ( 1:18:30 PM):

joann ( 1:19:10 PM): kaw nga dapat ang mag seryoso.. aba ilang taon kn?? ayaw mo p bang mag setledown?

x-bf ( 1:19:47 PM): bakit tingin moba di kita sineryoso?

joann ( 1:20:16 PM): uy wl akong sinabing indi h..

x-bf ( 1:20:24 PM): i ccome to that piont na

joann ( 1:20:31 PM): hmmmm

x-bf ( 1:20:44 PM): sana nga ikaw ung last ko eh

x-bf ( 1:20:51 PM): kaso sa cnabi mo

x-bf ( 1:20:55 PM): eh ok lang

joann ( 1:20:56 PM): ha?

x-bf ( 1:21:14 PM): masaya ka naman?

joann ( 1:21:20 PM): saan?

x-bf ( 1:21:29 PM): sa ginagawa mo?

joann ( 1:22:37 PM): alam mo.. kung inicip mo n niloko kita.. eh burahin mo n yun s icip mo.. wat im trying to say is im MORE serious now

x-bf ( 1:22:55 PM): eh di naman ung ang tinatanung ko ha?

x-bf ( 1:23:13 PM): at di ko na iniisip un no.

x-bf ( 1:23:17 PM): past is past

joann ( 1:23:28 PM): masaya saan?

x-bf ( 1:23:31 PM): d naman ako mapagtanim ng sama ng loob

x-bf ( 1:23:46 PM): msaya ka sa pagiging single?

joann ( 1:23:50 PM): no

joann ( 1:24:04 PM): n i wish im not single

x-bf ( 1:24:04 PM): hmm..

x-bf ( 1:24:26 PM): eh kung sineryoso mo sana ako eh di sana di ka single ngayon

x-bf ( 1:24:28 PM): heheehehe

joann ( 1:24:39 PM): ah... ok

x-bf ( 1:24:50 PM):

joann ( 1:25:28 PM): sana naging seryoro ako

x-bf ( 1:25:41 PM): sana

joann ( 1:25:56 PM): its to late

x-bf ( 1:26:09 PM): hmmm...

x-bf ( 1:26:13 PM): i know

x-bf ( 1:26:37 PM): its ok wer both happy naman sa mga buhay natin eh

x-bf ( 1:26:41 PM): kaya ok lang

joann ( 1:26:52 PM): yah ok lng

joann ( 1:26:58 PM): n i know ur happy

x-bf ( 1:27:08 PM): i know ur happy too

joann ( 1:27:41 PM): yah

x-bf ( 1:28:33 PM):

joann ( 1:28:42 PM):

x-bf ( 1:29:18 PM): so kelan ulit biyahe mo nyan?

joann ( 1:29:33 PM): march 7-8

x-bf ( 1:29:45 PM): ah talaga?san naman punta mo?

joann ( 1:31:08 PM): bataan ulet pang 3times ko n dun

x-bf ( 1:31:19 PM): ah ok pala ha

x-bf ( 1:31:41 PM): wla pa kyong mga trip sa visayas area?

x-bf ( 1:32:10 PM): buti pa nga ung bag ko nakapunta na run...hehehe

joann ( 1:32:12 PM): wla pang shed yun negros namin n camarines sur bk by summer

x-bf ( 1:32:29 PM): ok sa bicol

x-bf ( 1:32:42 PM): ganda na dun para ka ng nsa manila

joann ( 1:33:22 PM): ah sabi nga nila mat proj kasi kami dun

x-bf ( 1:33:25 PM): anu ginagawa mo ngyaon?

joann ( 1:34:37 PM): mag education mapping kami ng buong philippines pero may 5 major areas kami negros, benguet, camrines sur, qc n quezon province

x-bf ( 1:35:00 PM): ah ok un ha

x-bf ( 1:35:24 PM): dami mo pala trabaho ngyon.u've got no tym for bf

x-bf ( 1:35:29 PM): hehehhehee

joann ( 1:35:39 PM): hahahhahaha

joann ( 1:36:07 PM): dapat siguro magbawas ako ng panahon s work

x-bf ( 1:36:19 PM): hindi mo kaya un

x-bf ( 1:36:26 PM): mas mahal mo work mo

x-bf ( 1:36:28 PM): d ba?

joann ( 1:36:46 PM): yah.. mas mahal ko work ko now

x-bf ( 1:36:58 PM): hmm...ok

joann ( 1:37:41 PM): yah. puro ako trabaho i seldom go out with friends

x-bf ( 1:38:14 PM): well,i think i know dat

joann ( 1:38:29 PM): i think i should tone down my work load

x-bf ( 1:38:34 PM): kc khit nman noon ganyan k n eh

x-bf ( 1:38:48 PM): eh kung boss ka na jan magagawa mo un

x-bf ( 1:39:11 PM): kasi pde mo na pasa sa iba ung work mo

joann ( 1:39:45 PM): oo nga matagal na akong puro work

x-bf ( 1:40:03 PM):

joann ( 1:41:43 PM): thank you for leting me see something.. n dapat ginawa ko n noon p

x-bf ( 1:42:08 PM): ok

joann ( 1:43:07 PM): may bigla akong naalala..

joann ( 1:43:24 PM):

x-bf ( 1:43:28 PM): ok

x-bf ( 1:43:35 PM): nu un?

joann ( 1:45:32 PM): mayroong taong madalas mag sabi sken n puro k n lng trabaho d mo n nakikita ang mga taong nakakasalubong mo..

x-bf ( 1:45:45 PM): ah talaga

joann ( 1:47:20 PM): anyways naintindihan ko n sya

x-bf ( 1:47:53 PM): good

joann ( 1:49:04 PM): ah baka gusto mo lng manood s bistro eto shed

joann ( 1:49:08 PM): 26, Mon. - KAMIKAZE 27, Tues. - ORANGE & LEMONS 28, Wed. - UP DHARMA DOWN / PARAMITA / SWISSY

x-bf ( 1:49:35 PM): uy ok ung up dharma

joann ( 1:50:13 PM): ang gusto ko dyan yun paramita

x-bf ( 1:50:28 PM): ah ok lang

x-bf ( 1:50:47 PM): ang malas mo iniwan ka ng ung mga kasama

joann ( 1:51:34 PM): ha??

joann ( 1:51:45 PM): kanta yan db

x-bf ( 1:52:46 PM): uu

x-bf ( 1:52:53 PM): kanta ng paramita

joann ( 1:53:39 PM): ah.. ang alam ko lng ks hiling

x-bf ( 1:54:19 PM): alam ko rin un,akala ko ba gusto mo paramita?eh bat un lang alam mo?

joann ( 1:54:54 PM): ang galing kc nun drummer at the same time sya ang singer

x-bf ( 1:55:07 PM): hehehehe

x-bf ( 1:55:19 PM): para palang def leppard ang dating nun

x-bf ( 1:55:37 PM): magaling ung up dharma down

x-bf ( 1:55:50 PM): nakita ko na cla mag perform ng live

joann ( 1:56:01 PM): yah maganda yun di mo lng alam

x-bf ( 1:56:09 PM): alam ko un

x-bf ( 1:56:12 PM): hehehhhee

joann ( 1:58:15 PM): musta yun pamangkin mo?

x-bf ( 1:58:21 PM): ok naman sya

x-bf ( 1:58:40 PM): kilala ka pa rin nya pag nakikita nya nag open ako ng friendster nakikita ka nya

joann ( 1:59:21 PM): ah.. musta s kanya na i hope magaling p rin sya s schooling nya..

x-bf ( 2:00:39 PM): nman!kasali nga sya sa quiz bee nung last week eh

joann ( 2:00:49 PM): wow galing

x-bf ( 2:01:14 PM): oo mana sa tito eh

x-bf ( 2:01:19 PM): hehehehe

joann ( 2:01:23 PM): hehehehehe

x-bf ( 2:02:05 PM): brb

joann ( 2:02:13 PM): ok

x-bf ( 2:03:55 PM): anu na?

joann ( 2:05:32 PM): ano n??

joann ( 2:05:50 PM): hehe

x-bf ( 2:05:55 PM): musta na jan sa ofis nyo?

joann ( 2:06:05 PM): ok lng

x-bf ( 2:06:11 PM): jan pa rin ung mga dati mong ofismates/

joann ( 2:06:13 PM): mataba k b now?

x-bf ( 2:06:20 PM): yup

joann ( 2:06:29 PM): cina babylou, yap nandito p sya

x-bf ( 2:06:37 PM): ang laki ng tinaba ko kasi nag quit ako sa yosi

x-bf ( 2:06:44 PM): ah ok

joann ( 2:07:17 PM): dats good

x-bf ( 2:07:45 PM): bakit wala kang pix sa friendster mo na kita braces mo?

x-bf ( 2:08:00 PM): so ilang years yan bago alisin/

joann ( 2:08:01 PM): meron

x-bf ( 2:08:09 PM): wla ako nakita dun

joann ( 2:08:13 PM): hanggan maayos

x-bf ( 2:08:17 PM): w8 chek ko

x-bf ( 2:08:20 PM): nyek

x-bf ( 2:08:35 PM): wlang binigay na date ang dentist mo?

joann ( 2:09:40 PM): usualy it take years para maayos

x-bf ( 2:10:24 PM): honga alam ko,kasi ung sa ate ko mga 2yrs ata

joann ( 2:11:47 PM): konti n lng yun baba.. yun taas medyo matagal pa kasi dapat mas naka labas yun ngipin s taas.. kaka adjust lng nito kaya harap akong kumain

x-bf ( 2:12:13 PM): kawawa k naman nyan

x-bf ( 2:12:22 PM): mamamayat k nyan

joann ( 2:12:31 PM): kaya pumapayat n ako

joann ( 2:12:43 PM): ang dami pang bawal

x-bf ( 2:12:46 PM): ah talaga

joann ( 2:13:32 PM): yap..

x-bf ( 2:13:40 PM): james

joann ( 2:14:05 PM): hehehe

joann ( 2:14:13 PM): showbiz k h..hehehe

x-bf ( 2:14:25 PM): ikaw nga jan eh

x-bf ( 2:14:30 PM): sabi mo yap

joann ( 2:14:51 PM): hehehe yeh

x-bf ( 2:15:35 PM): w8 chek ko ung frendster mo

joann ( 2:15:52 PM): ok

x-bf ( 2:18:42 PM): parang ang payat mo ng sa pix mo

x-bf ( 2:18:48 PM): di bagay sayo

x-bf ( 2:18:58 PM): mas ok na ung may laman ng unti

x-bf ( 2:19:01 PM): hehehehhe

joann ( 2:19:19 PM): hehehe namayat n rin kc ako eh

x-bf ( 2:19:21 PM): eto pa malupit

x-bf ( 2:19:30 PM): may 3rd eye pala

x-bf ( 2:19:34 PM): hehehehehe

joann ( 2:19:58 PM): hehehe

joann ( 2:20:37 PM): madami ngang natakot dyan eh.. kahit ako natakot..hehehe

x-bf ( 2:20:47 PM): naks!!sosyal ang itsura mo ha

x-bf ( 2:20:50 PM): hehehehehe

joann ( 2:21:40 PM): sosyal k dyan

joann ( 2:21:53 PM): san nga pl balak mo dis summer??

x-bf ( 2:21:57 PM): hehhehehe

x-bf ( 2:22:06 PM): wala naman

joann ( 2:24:17 PM): kami ng barkada puerto galera sawa na daw sila s falls

x-bf ( 2:24:41 PM): naks!!sosyal n talaga

x-bf ( 2:24:45 PM): hehehe

x-bf ( 2:25:02 PM): last nov nag bora ako

joann ( 2:25:15 PM): wow tlg.. ikaw ang sosi

x-bf ( 2:25:32 PM): hindi ako ang sosi ung tita ko

x-bf ( 2:25:37 PM): hehehehe

joann ( 2:26:02 PM): ah..hehehe

joann ( 2:26:43 PM): ang tagal n daw kasi nilang d n kakapag beach eh.. at para next level naman daw..

x-bf ( 2:27:01 PM): hehehehhee

x-bf ( 2:27:06 PM): ayos yan

x-bf ( 2:27:16 PM): sarap pumunta dun

x-bf ( 2:27:23 PM): sa galera

x-bf ( 2:27:39 PM): poor man's boracay tawag nila dun

joann ( 2:27:47 PM): ganun..

x-bf ( 2:27:57 PM): kc ung sand halos pareho lng sa bora

joann ( 2:27:58 PM): kaya try naman namin

x-bf ( 2:28:15 PM): pero ung expenses di ganun kamahal

joann ( 2:28:32 PM): ahh ok un

x-bf ( 2:28:35 PM): ang dapat gawin nyo dun mag baon kayo ng mga delata

x-bf ( 2:28:48 PM): nung nagpunta kami dun ganun ginawa namin

x-bf ( 2:28:55 PM): kc mahal pagkain dun

joann ( 2:29:07 PM): sabi nga nun 1 barkada namin dahil ginto daw food doon

x-bf ( 2:29:21 PM): uu ginto pagkain dun

joann ( 2:29:41 PM): at mag hena daw kami dun mahal daw pahenna eh marunong naman kami..

x-bf ( 2:29:48 PM): d 2lad sa bora mura lang ang mahal lng dun eh ung tutuluyan mo

x-bf ( 2:30:05 PM): oo uso un dun

joann ( 2:30:15 PM): ahh. next yr bora naman..hehehe

x-bf ( 2:30:19 PM): kahit san nman na may beach uso ung henna

joann ( 2:30:24 PM): oo nga eh

x-bf ( 2:30:25 PM): dun ang ok

x-bf ( 2:30:39 PM): wala ka ng hahanapin pa dun sa bora

x-bf ( 2:31:24 PM): pag may 10k sa bora sbrang sulit na

x-bf ( 2:31:34 PM): except pa dun ung fare mo ha

joann ( 2:32:06 PM): hmm sana nga next yr bora naman..hehehe sabi ng mga barkada ko ang mahal ng boro pero sabi ko at least malalaman natin kung ano meron s bora at hindi nagiicip lng kung anong meron dun...

x-bf ( 2:33:05 PM): uu try nyo

x-bf ( 2:33:14 PM): sa june punta kami ullit dun

x-bf ( 2:33:20 PM): kung and2 pa ko nun

joann ( 2:33:25 PM): ah..

joann ( 2:33:29 PM): ganun..hehehe

x-bf ( 2:33:31 PM): kasi dating ung mga pinsan ko

joann ( 2:33:46 PM): ah ok

x-bf ( 2:35:11 PM): out na muna ako ha

x-bf ( 2:35:22 PM): may tatapusin pa ako

joann ( 2:35:22 PM): ok

joann ( 2:35:25 PM): ingats

x-bf ( 2:35:26 PM): ingat lagi

joann ( 2:35:28 PM):

x-bf ( 2:35:29 PM): ok

nun naguusap kami parang gusto kong maiyak.. ang laki kong tanga, naghahanap ako ng seryoso pero di ko naman siniseryoso yun nga tao sa paligid ko..

mas mahal ko nga ba ang trabaho ko??

parang masakit icipin na ako pala mismo ang may kulang..

madalas kong marinig ang "lagi ka na lang trabaho wala ka ng time saken"

ilang beses ko na ba ipinag laban ang work ko sa mga naka "relasyon" ko

na pag dating sa work ay wala silang laban, sabi nga ni "x-bf" sa chat eh "mas mahal ko ang trabaho ko" the term is "mas" em i spending to much time in working??

my answer is yes, im over worked.. i rather wrok than spend time with my love ones..

i rather work, than go out and enjoy the holidays..

i rather work than sleep and rest..

i rather wark than cope with love one that i take for granted..

not i realized my mistakes.. in dealing with my work ang lovelife..

hindi namas sa had lang ang work ko, i should know my priorities..

an next time i will make sure that i will give more time to that person..

x-bf,

thank you..

thank you for opeming my eye for the second time..

first when i felt that what was happening is not right and for giving me that decision to let go..

second for letting me see me mistakes and letting me know what i should do next time i fall..

again..

your my sexy hunk.. ; )

lovelots,

hot chick

She hates girls

2007-02-22T18:03:00.000+08:00

She hates girls

after 3 yrs kung maka graduate s college baket napapanaginipan kita??

baket????

makikilala mo lang sya dahil magaling sa math copyahan ng bayan.. yun lng
tahimik na tao tahimik din ang barkada nya.
mahirap minsan kausap dahil parang nangbabara

minsan nag katuksuhan dahil sa pagpupulot ng kalat.
ayon sa aming masungit na prof sa steels (math 8) bawal daw umalis saroom ang walang dalang kalat.. hala ang lahat ay nag-unahan sa balat ng kendi, nilukot na papel makalabas lang sa impyernong room na out of 40 12 ang pumasa.

nagtawanan ang barkada namin dahil napansin namin hawak nya ang dibdib nya habang nagpupulot ng kalat.. ayyyy gurl sya..
doon na nagsimula ang palitan ng biro at asaran
kada makikita namin sya hinahawak namin ang damit namin nangagaya sa ginawa nya at napapangiti naman sya..

simple lang sya laging nk V-neck n puting t-shirt naka cap semi kalbo raymark ang pangalan nya un lng.. pero ang iba matatandaan pa sya pag sinabing "yun magaling sa math"

unti-unti naging close kami.. pinakilala ko sya sa mundo ng ingay sa mundo ng fine-arts sa mga rakista, nagbabanda at skateboarding..

marunong pala syang mag0gitara at di lang marunong magaling... bumabanat malupet ika nga..
parang nag iba na ang mindo nya lagi na syang nakatambay sa fire exit kung saan ako tambay at asahan mong magulo at maingay.. nun una sinasamahan ko lang sya dun hanggang sa doon na ata sya nakatira.. naging bukang bibig sya ng mga klasemates namin.. at nagulat na lang ako "garvage" na ang pangalan nya. sabi nila galing daw sa apelido nya na garvida, sabi naman ng mga barkada nya sa basura daw dahil ang dumi nya.. madumi nga kasi mahaba na ang buhok nya trasher na ang porma wala na ang tahimik na raymark.

naging close kami.. pag dumating ako sya ang hinahanap ko, pag dumating sya ako hinahanap nya.. ganun kami tapos pag nagkita na hiwalay na ng landas kongtign kwento, asaran at kopya ng assignment layas na sya agad..

mag insidenteng di ko malusutan noon napa "oo" ako sa nanliligaw sken na di ko naman gusto eh gusto kong bawiin un sagot ko nun sinabi ko kanya hala binatukan ako sabay sabi "ano ka ba, tao ka??" ang layo pero na get ko kung ibig nyan sabihin..

kami daw sa skul meaning jowa ko sya para pwede na akong makipag hiwlaay sa lalaking iyon (crush ko yun pero hanggang cruch lang) ok tagumpay napaniwala namin ang kumag, bilang pag papangap nag sayaw kami (acquittance party kasi nun) kahit di sya marunog di naman sya makatangi sken kaya ang nagyari kamustahan na lng habang nakakailang tapak na sya sa paa ko..

nang pauwi na sabay syempre kami.. pagbaba ng hagdaan nag holding hand kami.. (syempre konwari lng yun) hanggang sa gate.. nang palabas na kami nag kalas na kami ng kamay pero nag punas lang pala sa ng kamay at sabay sabi "holding hands ulet tayo ang sarap eh" namangha ako sa sinahi nya ganun sa kainosente sa babae, samantalang 3rd college na kami nun.

naging mas close kami kabatuhan ko ng kalat sa klase at taga bili ko ng meryenda. taga bitbit ng bag ko at taga pag tangol ko sa nanaasar ng barkada..

alam ko ayaw nya sa mga babae, napag usapan namin un minsan sa phone.. di naman ako umaasa na maging kami dahil sa sinabi nyang yun.. pero huli na ata ako para sabihing friends lang kami..

isang gabi nag-iimunan sila ng narkada namin.. kaaalis ko lang nun tinanong sya ano ba daw ako sa kanya "may gusto si *** kaibigan ko yun kaya pinoproteksyonan ko lang si joann"
"talaga baka naman ginagawa mo un dahil may gusto ka rin sa kanya?"
"wala, ganun lang talaga kami. alam mo na"
"o baka ginagawa mo yun dahil may gusto ka rin sa kanya?"
"hindi"
"nun nag holdign hands kayo ano naramdaman mo?"
".................anong masama dun?"
"sabi ko na nga ba? ; )"

nan bumalik ako may ibang ngitian sila ewan ko ba kung positive yun pero parang masama eh..

nun mga sumunod na araw wala ng garvage na naghahanap sken, wala na sya sa tambayan laging wala, wala naman sa rooftop ng skol, wala rin sa dulong room para mag jamming.. wala..
wala na sya...

umuwas sya... gusto ko sanang sabihing wala akong gusto sa u, hindi kita gustong maging bf, wag ka sanang magbago.. pero huli na wala na sya.. kahit pag nakikita ko sa malayo di man lang ako nililingon, kahit ipapkilala sya ng mga barkada ko sken para magbiro dedma sya..
sabi nga nila break na daw kami..

umuwas sya sken na sabi nila di daw nya kasi matagap na may gusto sya sken..hahahaha
umuwas dahil sa ganun.. ironic biglang nawala ang friendship namin..

isang araw, nagpapalipad kami ng mga papel na eroplano sa rooftop nagkita kami.. di sya pwedeng di lumapit dahil nasa tabi ko yun kausap nya.. ako nakaupo lang nagpapamasahe ng paa (boss ako eh) isang tingin lang.. at umalis na nan biglang "ok lng bang magpagupit na ako" may konting ngiti..
"hindi ok lng bagay pa sa u"

tinignan ko sya ng umalis sabay palipad ng papel na eroplano..
sinulat ko dun ang pangalan nya..

Raymark,

sana magkita tayo ulet
sana inosente ka pa rin sa babae
at sana magusap tayo katulad ng dati..

joann

group date

2007-02-21T13:28:00.000+08:00

group date

late n ang post n ito para sa valentines.. pero since frb p rin pwede n (di tlg nagpost nun valentines)

wala akong special date..

d ko rin naman masabing wala akong date dahil may date ako.. with my friends

yah with derly and arlene..

date ba ang tawag dun???

sa amin date.. ang tapic ay valentines date..

hala ata sa amin 2 na naiingit kami sa mga katabi namin na may mga flowers chocolate or letter with matching ka date na papa syempre..

naalala ko yun text message ni derly bago kami magkita-kita..

"sana huling taon na ito na kaming 3 ang mag d-date"

aba ang lola mo may apila sa langit.. sa bagay tama naman.. Amen

sana nga huling taon na namin ito ng group date.. sana next year kanya kanya na kaming date..

where not getting any younger medyo sawa na nga kaming mag girl date.. di naman sa sawa na kami sa pag mumuka ng isa't isa yun ay dahil sa panahon na para mag asawa..

tama mag asawa.. napagiiwanan na kami.. at walang nangyayari sa buhay dalaga namin..

sana nga kahit boyfriend.. ako nagkaroon... pero yun dalawa aha.. never been as in virgin pa ang mga kamay nila sa holding hand, di pa nakararanas nag masaktan at yun kakaibang kilig..

pano na yun..

nakakatawa pero kada mag kikita kami ni derly puro pag-aasawa ang topic namin..
how to find a husband in by the end of the year.. woooo hirap..

kung sana pwede mag txt sa langit na "pwede na po kaming mag asawa ipadala nyo na po sya now na..; )"

sana ganun kadali.. kasi nag sasawa na ako sa ganitogn buhay.. sa buhay single..

kung sinasabi ng mga matatanda magpakasawa muna sa pag ka dalaga bago mag asawa eh.. eto na sawa na ako.. ano mag aasawa na ba ako bukas.. pero pano manliligaw na ba ako.. magpapacute na ba ako.. eh halos lahat ata ng gusto ko dati ay may asawa na.. at kung mga wala ay.. may sabit pa or di pwede..

hay..

sana lang umikot na ang mundo ko at mamaya lng nasa ibabaw na ako..

My Heart Has a Mind of It's Own

2007-02-21T12:57:00.000+08:00

My Heart Has a Mind of It's Own

Christian Bautista

( Mano Po 5 OST )

People try and tell me that its crazy

You and I were never meant to be

I Don't believe they know, even if its so

I'm fallen' anyway, no matter what they say

A part of me is taking me by the hand

The world can't see, still they don't understand

Why can't they understand...

My heart has a mind of its own

Right or wrong it's gonna do

Only what its feels is true

I'll follow it where ever it goes

Anywhere its leads me to

My heart has a mind of its own

Maybe we won't always be together

Maybe this'll last a thousand years

Ain't nobody knows, even if they did

It wouldn't matter now, I'd love you anyhow

A part of me is taking me by the hand

The world can't see, still they don't understand

Why can't they understand...

My heart has a mind of its own

Right or wrong it's gonna do

Only what its feels is true

I'll follow it where ever it goes

Anywhere its leads me to

My heart has a mind of its own

My heart knows what I'm needing

My heart knows what I'm feeling

It knows me better than i know myself

It knows what I'm missin'

All i have to do is listen... and listen well. . .

My heart has a mind of its own

Right or wrong it's gonna do

Only what its feels is true

I'll follow it where ever it goes

Anywhere its leads me to

My heart has a mind of its own

Over The Mountains

2007-02-21T12:48:00.000+08:00

Over The Mountains

I've made up my mind i've packed my bags
I'm not returning home, until someone will give me reason to
I lock the door and take a breath
I'm ready to let go, i know you're somewhere out there too
There's only one thing for me to do and i go

Chorus

Over the mountains and over the sea
To find a heart that belongs to me
Anywhere in the world i go
Anywhere till i find you
I run through the valleys
I run through the fields
I'd do anything i am hard to please
And anywhere in the world i go
Anywhere till i find you
I fly like the wind, i don't know where my heart will lead the way
I need someone to love and hold on to
But the road is long i've had my doubts
But nothing lets me down cause
I know you're somewhere out there too waiting for me to get to you and i go...

Chorus

It doesn't matter what
The time will tell
Cause i will be here waiting
For you, for you and me
It doesn't matter what the others say
Cause i will keep on searching
And i go and i go and i go and i go...

Chorus (2x)

Not ready to make Nice

2007-02-17T13:20:00.000+08:00

Not Ready To Make Nice
Dixie Chicks

Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I'm not sure I could
They say time heals everything
But I'm still waiting

I'm through with doubt
There's nothing left for me to figure out
I've paid a price
And I'll keep paying

I'm not ready to make nice
I'm not ready to back down
I'm still mad as hell and
I don't have time to go round and round and round
It's too late to make it right
I probably wouldn't if I could
'Cause I'm mad as hell
Can't bring myself to do what it is you think I should

I know you said
Can't you just get over it
It turned my whole world around
And I kind of like it

I made my bed and I sleep like a baby
With no regrets and I don't mind sayin'
It's a sad sad story when a mother will teach her
Daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger
And how in the world can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Sayin' that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

I'm not ready to make nice
I'm not ready to back down
I'm still mad as hell and
I don't have time to go round and round and round
It's too late to make it right
I probably wouldn't if I could
'Cause I'm mad as hell
Can't bring myself to do what it is you think I should

I'm not ready to make nice
I'm not ready to back down
I'm still mad as hell and
I don't have time to go round and round and round
It's too late to make it right
I probably wouldn't if I could
'Cause I'm mad as hell
Can't bring myself to do what it is you think I should

Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I'm not sure I could
They say time heals everything
But I'm still waiting

Someday

2007-02-09T14:06:00.000+08:00

Someday
Nina

Someday you'll gonna realize
One day you'll see through my eyes
But then i won't even be there
I'll be happy somewhere
Even if i can't

I know
You dont really see my worth
You think your the last guy on earth
Well i've got news for you
I know i'm not that strong
But it won't take long
Won't take long

Chorus

Coz someday, someone's gonna love me
The way, i want you to need me
Someday, someone's gonna take your place
One day i'll forget about you
You'll see, i won't even miss you
Someday, someday

But now
I know you can't tell
I'm down,and i'm not down anyway
But one day these tears
They will all run dry
I won't have to cry
Sweet goodbye

Chorus

Coz someday, someone's gonna love me
The way, i want you to need me
Someday, someone's gonna take your place
One day i'll forget about you
You'll see, i won't even miss you
Someday, someday

college dabarkads

2007-02-07T15:23:00.001+08:00

college dabarkads

college college college..

ano bang masaya sa college..

bukod sa mga terror na teacher, may sayad na prof at magulong mundo pag naghahabol ng grades..

ah college.. ok lets look at the brighter side..

barkada..

unag pasok ko sa college.. tila gusto pa akong ipahatid ng lola ko sa ate ko baka daw kasi maligaw ako (ang di nila alam ay super matandain ko sa lugar as in gabi man o may araw kahit once lang ako makapunta (90% natatandaan ko, and as my friends also says, baka sabihin nyo mayabang ako)^_^

ok balik tayo sa college first day..

unang klase.. c derly ang una kong nakausap.. tapos c anna ang the rest is history..

nun una wala akong permanteng close friends mga babae lang muna syempre.. hanggang pati mga guys eh ckika ko na rin..

naging best friends ko sina:

Arlene (may katabaan, mukang bata, malapit lang pala sa amin naka tira... ayos)

Derly (manangers -manang-, tamang relihiyosa, makulet din)

Emma (nerdy naka salamin at mahaba ang buhok..

yun naka blue ako ata yun eh.. ata lang ha di sure..

dun umukot ang buhay ko.. sa mga barkada..

madami pa sila teka hanapin ko pa yun iba..

wala na ako mahanap.. (naiiyak na ako)
-ang pa-panget namin...waaa

ok yun group pic.. mga pasaway yan.. tignan mo iba ibang ang uniform..

yun singik ci Arlene ("ping" lacson tahimik, tamang match box)
Ednalyn (yun nk t-shirt, sayang tinuring ka naming di an iba kahit transper ka lang, pero binaliwala mo lang yun friendship [asar, hikbi], ang angturo sken ng mga lumilipad ng jeep)
Grapes (yun sn baba, matalino, maganda, boyish)

Dante (yun may nakahalik na babae [gf nya], isa sa nga kaibigan ko na nalungkot ako nun umalis sya sa skul, pero may com. parin kami til now, malaking tao natumatawag saken para humingi ng love advice, magaling kumanta at laging good morning ang bati kahit gabi na)

Oyel (pina ka makulet sa lahat, ka chat ko ngayon, tamang adik, forever BF ko yan)

group pic ulet:
terry (naka pula, chick boy, ma "L"..hehehe, kahawig ni bossing vic, magaling sa kalokohan)
ian (PIM [mura] x ko)
Emil (may kausap sa phone [kabibi pala], transfer pero di na iba, makulet, bampira, forever BF, laging supurtahan taka)
albert (lower yr pero di na others, makulet, lupet mag gitara, patawa)
jonathan (maitim, [nakita nyo na], tamang kantahan tayo, dancer at kalaban ko sa badminton, basted lagi, d n pl at k pangalan ko p jowa nya.
(yun iba ay napakilala na )

masaya super say a di ko nga alam kung pano ko i k-kwento lahat ng saya pag kasama ang mga hinayupak kong mga barkada..

dalawa ang klase ng barkada ko

yun isa.. mga solid sabarkads
yun isa liquid..hehehe yun iba tropang rock-rockan

(to be continued)