Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Joke Time - Part 3.1

Filipino Names converted to American Names

Dimitria Dagdag = Demi Moore

Rogelio Dagdag = Roger Moore

Emilio Salamat = Amillion Thanks

Leon Mangubat = Tiger Woods

Francisco Portero = Frank Porter

Bienvenido Jurado = Ben Hur

Juan Tampipi = John Samsonite

Victoria Malihim = Victoria Secret

Restituto Fruto = Tutti Frutti

Casimiro Bocaycay = Cashmere Bouquet

Veneracio de Asis = Venereal Disease

Alfonso de Asis = Alzheimer's Disease

Topacio Mamaril = Top Gun

Eliutario Ignacio = Electronic Ignition

Juanito Lakarin = Johnny Walker

Esteban Pagtakahan = Stevie Wonder

Burgos Reyes = Burger King

Ligaya Almundo = Joy Totheworld

Maria Navidad = Mary Christmas

Ligaya Anonuevo = Happy New Year

Federico Hagibis = Federal Express

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